This little editorial—an epistle from last week’s Week in Review (subscribe now, or FOMO’s going to eat you)—offers a chilly look into the madcap cosmos of crypto euphoria. Take a sip, my friend, and ponder the paradox.
As reported by the highly reputable U.Today (which is to news as a star is to a flashlight), Strategy announced last week that they splurged a cool $427.1 million on Bitcoin. Yes, you read that right—more zeros than a zombie has brains. 💰
Imagine, if you will, a realm where messages vanish like morning mist, where files traverse silently through digital ether, and voice calls leap across continents without the cumbersome tether of a phone number. Musk, with a twinkle in his eye, proclaims, “For those who like their conversations locked tighter than grandma’s cookie jar.” Yet beneath the shiny veneer, a cautious whisper echoes—”Beta? Unreviewed? Proceed with a smile and a pinch of salt.”
When the Joe Rogan podcast community asked for guest suggestions on Saturday, how did Saylor respond? With a big, bold, and probably slightly sweaty invitation: “Let’s talk about Bitcoin.” Because nothing screams “fun” like a crypto evangelist craving the spotlight. 😊
But fear not, dear reader! Data from the blockchain suggests a possible resurrection, like a phoenix rising—or perhaps just a very motivated seagull seeking bread crumbs—above this critical support level, with a tempting retest of BTC’s all-time high lurking just over the horizon. Here’s the story in all its glory and chaos.
Quant (QNT) hit a high note of $119.67—up 101% from its April low. That’s right, folks: more than doubling your money might sound exciting, unless you’re one of those people who hate having fun. This rally pushed its market cap past $1.2 billion, making it feel like it finally earned its spot at the grown-up table.
Bitcoin’s RSI is throwing a tantrum, suggesting prices might dive lower, because who doesn’t love a good dip?
Selon la dernière parade de chiffres, nos chers ETFs Bitcoin, ces joyeuses comédies financières, ont laissé tomber plus de 157 millions de dollars en une seule semaine. Le romantisme financier s’efface, laissant place à un soupir de désillusion et de méfiance. Ah! La passion s’évapore, tout comme la patience d’un enfant face à une crème brûlée ratée. 🍾
Meanwhile, beneath the surface, BNB Chain [BSC] is sending out bullish signals like a teenager trying to get a date. Could this be the beginning of something truly spectacular? Or just another pump-and-dump? Stay tuned, because your guess is as good as mine.
Hot on the heels of a mind-blowing $2 trillion market cap rally (because apparently, that’s just a Tuesday), Vance appears on stage declaring Bitcoin is no longer an outsider’s gamble but the future of your cold, dead money. Markets listen—probably because they’re pretty tired of the same old boring stocks.