Worldcoin: Iris ID Goes Hollywood-And So Do The Wallets!

Zoom and DocuSign are the latest companies to adopt World’s identity verification system, joining a growing parade of mainstream platforms built around iris-scanning technology backed by OpenAI CEO Sam Altman. Yes, Sam is somehow behind everything from chatty robots to your iris saying “hello” to a database. Grab your popcorn-this tech romance is in 3D!

Alito & Thomas Stick Around: Trump’s Court Dreams on Ice!

So, no vacancies means no political fireworks, which is probably for the best. The Senate already has enough on its plate without adding a Supreme Court confirmation to the mix. Plus, who wants to watch another round of “Will they or won’t they?” with Alito and Thomas? Spoiler alert: they won’t.

Crypto Winter? More Like Crypto Cold Turkey!

According to the recent report, the $622 billion contraction marks a second consecutive quarterly decline, leaving the market roughly 45% below its October 2025 peak. Because nothing says “I’m feeling lucky” like losing almost half your value in a year.

Trump Whacks NY with $73.5M Highway Heist Over Trucker License Tussle

In a press release that could only be described as a masterpiece of bureaucratic bravado, Duffy declared, “I promised the American people I would hold any state leader accountable for failing to keep them safe from unvetted, unqualified foreign drivers.” He then added, with a flourish, “My message to New York’s far-left leadership is clear: families must be prioritized on American roads.” Quite the orator, our Duffy.