This meme token faced a selling frenzy, with volume hitting a staggering 1.72 trillion during its peak decline. But fear not! The support at $0.00001440 showed that buyers were still interested, like a kid in a candy store. 🍬
The big shot in decentralized finance, AAVE, is doing its thing. Its total assets on the network? Record high! It’s like the company’s stock price—skyrocketing, baby! And on Ethereum, we’re talking $33.5 billion market size—because apparently, people like to borrow money faster than they like paying it back. The borrowed funds? $13 billion. The available cash to borrow? $20.45 billion—like a Hollywood party with more drinks than sober people. 🍸
He didn’t want to do it, he says. “With regret,” Ackman parted ways with Canadian Pacific, a stock he’d wooed back in 2022 like an old flame. He still believes in its future—just not enough to keep his money there when Amazon’s siren song is calling.
Sun’s declaration came after he graced an exclusive dinner event for the esteemed holders of Trump’s meme coin. One can only imagine the delightful conversations over hors d’oeuvres as he proclaimed on social media that the administration has recognized America’s potential to become “the hottest region for blockchain and crypto.” Hotter than a summer day in the Sahara, I presume! ☀️
This curious divergence stems from the rising Realized Cap, suggesting that more coins are now cradled in the hands of those with stronger resolve and deeper pockets. The typical profit-taking behavior, once a predictable dance during MVRV spikes, has taken a holiday. This shift, dear reader, reflects a market maturing like a fine cheese, absorbing supply at ever-higher prices.
This Friday, CZ took to X (formerly known as Twitter, but let’s not get into that rebranding mess) to express his disappointment in WSJ’s latest attempt at journalism—or as he calls it, “Cunningham’s Law with negative intentions.” Apparently, the WSJ sent him a questionnaire so loaded it needed its own forklift. 🚜
Enter Dan Romero, the co-founder of the trendy Web3 social app Farcaster, who took a look at Vitalik’s noble crusade and called it “outdated and harmful.” Because, apparently, asking users to juggle local infrastructure and cumbersome infrastructure like Coinbase is about as appealing as a root canal with a spoon. Romero argued that making everyone run their own nodes isn’t just a hurdle; it’s a mountain made of spaghetti—completely unnecessary and slowing down Ethereum’s party. 🎉
In a report from the illustrious U.S. Faster Payments Council (FPC) of 2025, it is revealed that American payment companies are poised to become the knights in shining armor, galloping forth to make global payments not just faster, but also cheaper and more reliable. A noble quest indeed! 🏇💰
Yet, don’t get too excited just yet. Our feisty little altcoin still needs to jump quite a few hurdles before it can shout “All’s forgiven!” — but hey, the signs are promising. Rumor has it, a rally might just be around the corner, so hold onto your hats (or cornets — it’s crypto, after all).
This could be the start of something huge—or just another way for banks to hedge their bets while we amateurs get excited. But let’s be honest, stablecoins are just the tip of the iceberg.