In a most unsettling twist that would have delighted Demeny, analyst Ali Martinez pops up on X with a series of statistical admonitions. He toyingly outlines the Market Value to Realized Value Ratio, a delightful contraption that measures whether investors are drifting on unearned veils of profit or trapped in a cellar of losses.
Several factors have recently come into play, and traders are now trying to determine if the recent price increase of MANTRA is just a temporary bump or the start of a larger, sustained upward trend.
All this while Bitcoin chills above $72,000, acting like it’s no big deal. The crypto market? Still on its upward rollercoaster, probably fueled by Red Bull and late-night tweets.
New iPhone Exploit “Coruna” Targets Crypto Users Google security researchers discovered a sophisticated hacking tool called Coruna that targets iPhones. It uses a combination of 23 security flaws to compromise devices running older versions of iOS (from 13.0 to 17.2.1) and steal private information, like cryptocurrency wallet access keys. First detected in February 2025, Coruna … Read more
Google’s eggheads have uncovered a critter they’re callin’ “Coruna,” a digital varmint that’s been sniffin’ around iPhones like a hound after a ham. This rascal’s got 23 tricks up its sleeve, targetin’ folks still ridin’ on iOS versions as old as a grandpa’s overalls. If you’ve been visitin’ shady websites or dancin’ with fake crypto platforms, your wallet’s seed phrase might be floatin’ around the wild west of the web faster than a liar’s apology.
Meanwhile, the crypto market is still stuck in “Extreme Greed” territory-because, let’s face it, we’re all just a bunch of magpies chasing shiny digital coins. But is this rally the real deal, or just a fleeting “dead cat bounce”? Arthur Hayes (yes, the BitMex ex) is waving his hands like a drama queen, warning that if U.S. equities sneeze, Bitcoin might just catch a cold. And let’s not forget: our beloved BTC is still 42.6% down from its glory days. Ouch.
Lo, about 23.6 million in aEthUSDC vanished from his wallet, leaving on the scene a whisper of scandal and a ledger as grave as a graveyard. The ruffian, with all the grace of a scandalous courtier, plucks the coin from the chest and sets his slippered foot upon the stage of misfortune.
Following the curious case of a war between Iran, the United States, and Israel (because apparently, someone had to), crypto markets globally did the financial equivalent of a shrug. Bitcoin [BTC], Aave [AAVE], Uniswap [UNI], and a few other mysterious creatures saw their social media mentions rise faster than your uncle’s blood pressure during a family argument.
But pray, what sorcery has conjured this resurrection? One might as well ask why a butterfly chooses to flutter left instead of right. Yet, the masses demand answers, and so we indulge their curiosity with a flourish.
Solana’s price has been rising steadily after breaking through the $85 level, mirroring recent gains seen in Bitcoin and Ethereum. It has now moved above $88, indicating a positive short-term trend.
