Ripple Reaches $1 Billion Milestone: Institutional OTC, XRP, and a Dash of Drama!

Today’s announcement marks a decisive moment in Ripple’s quest for financial world domination-or at least, a solid presence in the U.S. market. The service allows U.S. institutional clients to execute over-the-counter (OTC) spot trades in major digital assets, including none other than XRP and RLUSD. Yes, the infamous XRP-still fighting for relevance in the crypto jungle.

Crypto Circus: XRP ETF Set to Drop Any Day Now – Get Your Popcorn! 🍿

According to SEC records (the paper trail of dreams and delays), Grayscale was the first in line on October 17. A parade of hopefuls followed-21Shares, Bitwise, Canary Capital, CoinShares, and WisdomTree-all waiting on the edge of their seats. Yet, the government’s prolonged nap (the shutdown) kept everyone twiddling thumbs till late October. Oh, the drama!

LINK’s Plunge: A Farce of Fortune 🤑💸

Trading activity, like a tempest, surged 674% above the 24-hour average at the height of this debacle, with over 12 million LINK tokens exchanged as the price plummeted from $16.21 to $15.02 in mere 30 minutes, saith CoinDesk Research’s model. ⏳⚡

🚀 XRP ETFs: The Last Laugh or Another Crypto Circus? 🎪

Nate Geraci's Anticipation

XRP has been the crypto world’s Sisyphus, endlessly pushing its boulder uphill. Yet, the faithful believe its blockchain will revolutionize global money transfers. Now, after years of waiting, the drumbeat grows louder. Nate Geraci, the ETF Institute’s co-founder, claims XRP ETFs could be the spark that ignites this powder keg. 🧨 But let’s not hold our breath-crypto promises are like New Year’s resolutions: full of hope, rarely fulfilled.

Pi Network: From Zero to Hero? 🚀💰

Remember when Pi Coin (PI) was the belle of the ball, peaking at $2.98 in February? Good times. Then came the mainnet launch, followed by a tumble to a record low of $0.1465 in October. Ouch. Its market cap went from a whopping $20 billion to a mere $1.97 billion. Talk about a reality check. 📉💔

France Taxes Crypto Wealth Over 2M Euros

French lawmakers, in a ballet of bureaucracy, have advanced a new tax amendment. The levies, a symphony of fiscal restraint, target “unproductive wealth.” Furthermore, the crypto holdings and property, deemed mere phantoms of value, are now ensnared in this web of taxation. The amendment, a sonnet penned by Jean-Paul Mattei, centrist MP, on October 22, was passed late on Friday by the National Assembly, as if the clock itself were complicit. 🕰️