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U.S.-listed XRP exchange-traded funds saw a combined $25.8 million in net inflows on Monday, marking their biggest single-day gain since January 5th. That was when these funds first launched and attracted $46 million in their initial week, according to data from SoSoValue.

Lummis, ever the optimist, heralds this moment as the culmination of her tireless efforts since 2022. “Wyoming has been at the forefront,” she declares, as if the fate of crypto hinges on the whims of a single state. Yet, one must admire her persistence, even if the end result may be a regulatory straitjacket rather than the promised land of innovation.

According to the wizards at crypto.news, Solana was spotted loitering around $95 on May 12, after a brief flirtation with $97.6 earlier in the day. It’s still up from its April sulk near $80, so let’s give it a golf clap. The recent chill? Blame it on Bitcoin’s mood swings and the crypto market’s sudden urge to lock in profits after last week’s party. Geopolitical tensions? Oh, those again. U.S.-Iran drama is apparently the new FUD in town.

Our intrepid DeFi adventurers, the team behind World Liberty Financial (WLFI), a project as close to the Trump family as a well-tailored suit, transferred $55.57 million worth of WLFI into an unlocking contract, according to MEXC’s dramatized summaries. The move came as WLFI governance pondered a proposal to unlock 62.28 billion tokens-roughly 62% of the total supply-with early voting dominated by whale addresses in favor of a rapid vesting schedule. A tale of excess, if ever there was one.

But now, he’s singing a different tune. Seems the “crime cycle”-his pet theory about collusion, backroom deals, and all manner of financial skullduggery-has run its course. According to DonAlt, the days of XRP being the belle of the crypto ball are over. It’s just another coin now, drifting with the market like a leaf on a lazy river. No more outsized returns, no more rocket ships to the moon. Just the same old, same old.

The collaboration aims to fuse tZERO’s compliant issuance and transfer tooling with Aptos’ low-latency architecture, targeting banks, asset managers and fintechs that want RWAs on-chain without abandoning securities regulations. (Because who needs a little chaos when you can have a lot of compliance?)

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On the monthly front, core inflation nosedived up a brisk 0.4%, a thrilling signal that prices have not only stayed up but have decided to vogue to the left. One can almost hear the applause from the Federal Reserve-yes, those extravagant bankers-who may now feel emboldened to keep their hand on the ‘higher for longer’ lever, which is how they like to describe the ongoing ballet of interest rates. As a consequence, the markets-stocks, crypto, everything-might as well bring their dancing shoes, because volatility is rising like an Aristocratic soufflé that refuses to deflate.

In a fresh rendezvous with CNBC, the gourmand of numbers reveals his portfolio’s score has swelled from 7,700 to a cheeky 8,250 by the year’s close.

We’ll monitor Telcoin’s developments, but remember: research your investments, or risk becoming the punchline of a financial farce