Currency Forecast

While not an immediate threat, it is believed that once quantum computers are powerful enough, Elliptic Curve Cryptography could be broken, meaning private keys could be computed from exposed public keys. Because nothing says “I’m safe” like having your secrets publicly available, just waiting for a quantum computer to say, “Hey, I’m bored. Let’s crack this.”

Ameen, the Gandalf of code, remembers when Solana in 2020, Starknet in 2021, and Stellar in 2022 had already given their zesty blockchains a splash of Poseidon. And here-

Glassnode, the on‑chain paparazzi, has spent the last week gussying up the Total Supply in Loss metric. Think of it as the “price‑you‑pay‑for‑not‑selling‑your‑bitcoin” club where members flaunt their unrealized losses (like a bad breakup, minus the drama).

Behold the bond market.

But enough of the sarcastic musings. Let’s take a closer look at the glorious battle between bulls and bears in the XRP arena. One brave soul claims there is no “hopium” involved. Perhaps there’s truth in that… but we’ll let you decide.

So, SBF-yes, that SBF, currently vacationing in a government-sponsored resort-has decided to weigh in on the future of AI and crypto. Because, you know, what else is he going to do? Knit?

The expiring options place the crypto market at a critical inflection point, with volatility elevated and sentiment fragile-like a teacup made of glass and anxiety.

The fund is now experiencing increasing losses. Bitcoin’s price has fallen to about $67,000, and all four cryptocurrency stocks held by the fund have decreased in value since the end of last year.

In a recent post on X (formerly known as Twitter, because who wouldn’t want to add an extra letter to make things confusing?), the head of research at CryptoQuant, Julio Moreno, discussed the latest trend in Bitcoin’s Apparent Demand. This metric, as cryptic as it sounds, attempts to estimate the current spot demand for Bitcoin based on a comparison of two obscure metrics: mining issuance and the change in the 1-year inactive supply. A real page-turner, isn’t it?

Enter Paul White-Gold-Eagle (because of course he is), a financial “veteran” who spent a decade in bank operations. He’s here to tell us that his behind-the-scenes access to “the backbone” of banking gives him a perspective mere mortals lack. Because nothing says “genius insight” like knowing where the photocopier is.