Currency Forecast

Nigeria, in one of its most understated power moves, has quietly rewritten the tax script for its Bitcoin enthusiasts. The Nigerian Tax Reform Bills, signed into law on June 26, 2025, and blessed by the gods of bureaucracy to take effect from January 1, 2026, are set to overhaul the digital financial landscape. Four bills, one sweeping transformation. It’s almost impressive how complex it all sounds.

Charles Edwards, a man who’s seen more crypto winters than a grizzled riverboat captain sees fog, says this quantum business is the real McCoy. Not the kind of trouble you can fix with a backdoor or a PR stunt, mind you. He calls it an “existential risk,” which sounds fancy but just means he’s worried enough to toss and turn at night. And yet, the crowd’s yawnin’ like it’s Sunday church.

According to a recent letter, Bridge—the stablecoin platform Stripe bought in 2024—experienced a more than fourfold increase in transaction volume last year.

Machi Big Brother, that modern-day Midas with a penchant for turning digital gold into vapor, suffered a financial epiphany so profound it could’ve been written by Dostoevsky himself. Nearly $29 million vanished, liquidated with the grace of a poorly timed rug pull at a crypto cocktail party.

Meta, that titan of technology, is set to waltz into the stablecoin market in 2026, because why not? The company, which already has more users than a circus has clowns, is eager to monetize its empire with a digital coin. A coin so stable, it could probably balance a spoon on its nose.

Let’s face it: XRP has been struggling, to put it mildly. Its attempts at recovery have been nothing short of embarrassing, clinging to a broader downtrend like a cat to a tree. Yes, there have been brief moments of respite, but resistance has been quick to show up, making it clear that this is a battle between buyers and sellers that will go down in history as a proper tug-of-war. And yet, despite the sluggish price performance, we see on-chain activity rising like a stubborn tide. It’s almost as if the ledger is humming a different tune than the market’s disgruntled moans.

In a riposte that could only be described as deliciously Coward-esque, Teng took to his X perch to declare the WSJ’s report “inaccurate” and “defamatory.” Mon Dieu! He even appended a formal letter from the legal eagles at Withersworldwide, demanding corrections and a full retraction. One can almost hear the clinking of champagne glasses as Binance insists it provided 19-yes, 19!-detailed rebuttals, all of which were apparently as welcome as a cold shower at a soiree.

Meanwhile, in the real world, XRP is chilling below $1.35, probably wondering where its life went wrong. It’s trading under its 100-hour Simple Moving Average, which is basically its way of saying, “I’m not even trying anymore.” After losing support at $1.40, it’s now consolidating near $1.33. You know, just another day in the life of a crypto token that’s got more drama than a daytime soap opera.

The fateful moment arrived in January 2026, when a hacker, evidently with a penchant for the dramatic, made off with a cool 261,854 SOL, currently worth approximately $29 million. And so, Step Finance, along with its merry band of companions, SolanaFloor and Remora Markets, has announced its immediate shutdown, much like the last act of a tragic play.

Still, despite the promising uptick in activity and the faint hope of a recovery, Pi Coin remains one step away from a disaster. It’s like watching a man hobble on crutches, hoping for a miraculous return to the Olympics. Whether this brief moment of optimism turns into something more substantial or a colossal crash to new lows is anyone’s guess. Place your bets, folks!