Currency Forecast

And why now? Because, my dear reader, lawmakers – those noble souls who last debated blockchain with the urgency of a snail racing molasses – have finally remembered they work in the 21st century. Stablecoin bills are being waved around like salvation scrolls, promising regulation, order, and perhaps even lunch breaks with dignity. But will they pass before the cows come home? Or before Kakao launches its “Kakao Coin” and turns every KakaoTalk sticker purchase into a crypto transaction? Only time will tell. ⏳🐄

Apparently, the ever-witty Nic Carter threw some shade into the conversation, kind of a “my coin’s better than your coin” vibe. Carter tweeted that trusting “people thinking their coin is gonna win if only Bitcoin dies” is as dumb as a square pokeball. I mean, isn’t that the story of crypto… or maybe my dogs? 🐕

Franklin’s waving a flag in a market that’s quietly building a little altcoin love, right as everyone’s eyes are glued to the crypto circus. They filed the 8-A on Nov. 25, just in time for the grand parade, and it’s probably going to dance out onto the NYSE stage by Nov. 26 or so. Like clockwork, if clocks could tell you to buy SOL, that is.

XRP’s upward move above $2.050 and $2.080 has been nothing short of a spectacle, outpacing Bitcoin and Ethereum with the flair of a seasoned performer. 🎭 The price then surged past $2.20, only to take a brief bow and retreat-how dramatic! 🙃

Ethereum, imitating its elder brother Bitcoin, has deigned to recover slightly, crawling above $2,800 and then $2,850. Such obedience! One almost expects a little bow.

Per the October market crash (because what’s crypto without a US-China tariff Oscars night?), XRP’s been tossed into the Great Recession of digital assets. Billions liquidated, exchanges disagreed on prices, and poor souls like you are now asking, “Did I just buy potato salad for crypto?”

In an act of digital rebellion, XRP burst forth with a 13% spike-a rare, splendid spectacle where volume and on-chain payments rose in chorus, like a well-rehearsed opera of chaos. This wasn’t your regular pump-and-dump; no, this was a true rally, born amidst the lowest ebb of XRP’s declining channel. The green candle flickered like a firefly-small but mighty-marking a brief respite in the ongoing saga of downward despair.

Imagine this: after years of dancing on regulatory tiptoes and whispering sweet nothings in the Gray Zone, Polymarket is finally handed a shiny permission slip by the U.S. Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC). It’s like being invited to the cool kids’ club-except this club enforces rules and probably makes you wear your regulation bow tie. 😊

Texas formally entered the bitcoin arena on Nov. 20, 2025. Imagine the scene: a state with cowboy spirit and now, a bit of cyber cowboy bravado, deploying surplus funds to acquire BTC via Blackrock’s ETF. Because, why not? The move is inspired by Senate Bill 21, signed in June 2025, which somehow tried to make the reserve sound noble-long-term hedge, they say. In reality, it’s probably just a way to keep up with digital Joneses. The allocation is hardly a fortune-about 0.0004% of Texas’ biennial budget-but even small farmers dream big, don’t they? This step boldly sets Texas apart from the traditional asset management crowd, shrugging off boring bonds in favor of the snazzy world of digital assets.

Ah, the sweet sound of another $130 million being pulled from the depths of Metaplanet’s Bitcoin-backed credit. The company’s latest attempt to fuel its ever-growing Bitcoin obsession and, as a cherry on top, keep its stock price from hitting rock bottom, is nothing short of an elaborate dance with destiny (and some very volatile assets). 🍿