In a move that can only be described as a classic Saylor flex, Strategy has splashed out approximately $962.7 million, with each coin fetching a cool $90,615. Darling, it seems “enough Bitcoin” is a phrase as foreign to him as a quiet evening in. 🍸 The firm now boasts a year-to-date Bitcoin yield of 24.7% for 2025, an announcement delivered with the gusto of a man who’s just unlocked the rarest of achievement badges. 🎖️ As of December 7th, their stash stands at 660,624 BTC, acquired for a mere $49.35 billion at an average price of $74,696 per coin. The message? Strategy keeps stacking, the orange dots keep multiplying, and Saylor continues to turn corporate treasury management into a dazzling performance art piece, fueled by conviction and a pair of laser-eyed spectacles. 🔥