On a particularly indolent June afternoon—June the 16th, 2025, to be precise—Truth Social, ever vigilant in its quest for relevance, staggered into the limelight clutching an S-1 form (the most tedious of all bureaucratic grimoires) addressed to the less-than-impressed U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission. 💼 Their latest wheeze? A Bitcoin and Ethereum ETF, euphemistically christened “B.T.”—a name that conjures neither confidence nor clarity, but certainly manages to disturb the peace.
Sponsored—or perhaps merely enabled—by something calling itself Yorkville America Digital, LLC (a collection of words suggesting both financial wizardry and a suspicious number of briefcases), the ETF will apparently allow the discerning investor to dabble in both Bitcoin and Ethereum. All in one neat, inscrutable bundle. 💸
One could perhaps regard this as Truth Social’s bold initiative to seize the high ground, charging up the slopes of financial innovation on a donkey equipped with roller skates and a vague sense of direction. Or is it, rather, a ploy to keep the bored masses vaguely entertained whilst their apps update? You may judge for yourself, if you haven’t already been distracted by a passing cryptocurrency meme. 🙂
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2025-06-16 16:06