You Won’t Believe What These Ancient Bitcoin Whales Just Did With $760M 🐋💸

On-chain data has revealed that Bitcoin whales—the mysterious, not-so-mythical creatures who have been hibernating with their BTC since the era when TikTok was just for kids—have suddenly dropped their invisibility cloaks and moved a whale-sized pile of coins.

HODLer Whales: Silent, Steadfast, and… Suddenly Fidgety?

According to a fresh proclamation on X (formerly the place where people went to be angry in 140 characters) by the intellectually bold CryptoQuant analyst Maartunn, some venerable Bitcoiners have deigned to stir. The tool of the trade for this insight is the “Spent Output Age Bands” (SOAB, which also happens to be what some short-term traders yell at their screens).

Age bands mark how long coins have been lounging undisturbed at the digital bottom of the Bitcoin ocean. Think of the 1 day to 1 week band as that overly energetic friend who can’t stop moving, and the 3- to 5-year band as your uncle who hasn’t moved his car from the garage since 2020.

Whenever coins emerge from their slumber—like a dragon stretching after centuries—a SOAB spike is spotted. Today’s excitement: the extra-stubborn 3-to-5-year band has roared, signifying a surprising shuffle of dusty wallets.

See the chart below for proof (or, for a more authentic Pratchettian experience, squint at it and pretend to understand what lines mean):

someone just pushed a button, and about 8,003 cobweb-covered BTC moved. At today’s rates, that’s over $760 million. Enough to buy several small islands, or one (1) slightly used London flat.

Typically, the longer folks HODL, the less likely they are to get twitchy sell-fingers. If you’ve held onto Bitcoin longer than a presidential term or a typical fantasy trilogy, conventional crypto wisdom says you develop diamond hands—immune to the slippery temptations of selling.

But now, the most stalwart of the bunch—true crypto Gandalf types—have poked their coins out of the cave. Is this a sign of impending doom, or simply a whale stretching its fins and sneezing out a few million for fun? Time (and more charts) will tell.

This stirring comes as Bitcoin’s price has gone flatter than the humor in a software company’s team-building day. Some speculate that these whales have looked at the “recovery rally,” shrugged, and decided this might be the ideal time to turn invisible gains into actual, touchable billions.

From here, all eyes are glued to the SOAB charts (or just watching memes instead), ready to see if more crusty whales join this very expensive game of musical chairs.

The Price Bit (Because Everyone Skips to This)

At the time of penning these words, Bitcoin is twirling around $95,100 and is up almost 2% in the last seven days. Not enough to buy Twitter, but enough to get a new Twitter badge.

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2025-05-01 10:24