You Won’t Believe How Many OX Tokens They Printed Overnight 🐂🚨

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So, get this: Ox.fun—that’s the trading platform cozied up with none other than Three Arrows’ Su Zhu—just went ahead and pulled an OX out of a hat. One minute the token supply is about 4 billion, next minute—BOOM—nearly 9.8 billion. Poof. Zero announcement. 🪄🔮

Look, Su Zhu is fresh off the Three Arrows Capital (3AC) disaster express, with a quick pit stop in prison, and now Ox.fun’s playing “Surprise! Here’s FIVE BILLION more tokens!” Yeah…that inspires a lot of trust. Oh, but wait, there’s more to the story. There’s always more. 🙄

Suddenly… BILLIONS More OX, No One Told Grandma

Everyone on X is throwing their hands up: “What’s going on? Am I seeing double? Triple? Is there OX in my coffee?” Etherscan—big Sherlock Holmes of the blockchain—backs them up. The numbers are right there: supply jumped from 4 billion (they said this last winter on Twitter, mind you) to nearly 10 billion. Was anyone supposed to notice? Apparently not.

The price? Barely a blip. But market cap? That’s comedy—$5 million to $17 million like it’s nothing. Classic crypto shenanigans: just double your value, announce… nothing, and pray nobody peeks behind the curtain!

The community? Not happy. Opaque moves, radio silence from the top brass, everyone’s whispering “rug pull” like it’s open mic night at the scam club. 🎤

And people aren’t shy about it—

“I love how @OXFUNHQ @zhusu continue to be dead silent about doubling the circulating supply of $OX overnight. I sincerely think they were just hoping that simply no one would notice. True regards,” someone X’ed, dripping with sarcasm and, honestly, a little envy at the nerve.

Ox.fun Says: “Hey, We Announced It! Kinda!”

Eventually, someone at Ox.fun remembered you can write things down and went, “Hey! We DID disclose this. April 1, 2025. Ox Seasons. Totally real, not an April Fool’s joke!” Supposedly, all the socials had it. Sure, pal.

“Importantly, the tokens are locked in the OX treasury multisig (big scary hexadecimal) and will only be given out when the program’s over. Exactly as we planned, pinky promise.” — Ox.fun, probably while sweating buckets.

They say the whole smart contract mint function is now disabled, so, you know, you can totally trust them now. Totally. That fixes everything, right?

The community? Still skeptical. And why wouldn’t they be? “Transparency”: like finding a unicorn eating a gluten-free bagel. Su Zhu’s rep in crypto is…well, “questionable” would be generous. And Ox.fun already had its own clown-show with JefeDAO in February. When you have more scandals than users, that’s never good.

The OX price barely moved, but let’s not kid ourselves: on a little exchange like Ox.fun, one tweet, one meme, and you’re underwater. In crypto, sentiment is the market, and these guys? They’re not exactly warming up the crowd.

So, double the tokens, public silence, “Oops, we forgot to mention!”—and somewhere, Su Zhu is probably smiling. Cue the laugh track.

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2025-05-08 16:49