XRP’s $1.85 Escape Plan: Bulls Have a Plan!

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In a world where the moon is made of cheese and the stock market is a circus, XRP has once again proven that even digital tokens can stage a dramatic comeback. Earlier today, the asset leapt to over $1.60, a level last seen during the last ice age (or, more precisely, just over a month ago).

Though it was promptly rejected like a poorly timed pun, XRP now languishes at around $1.50. But fear not! Analysts, ever the optimists, suggest this is merely the calm before the storm. Ali Martinez, whose crystal ball is presumably filled with more liquidity than a cryptocurrency exchange, has outlined the next target: a lofty $1.85.

Before this, XRP spent weeks trading sideways, as if it were stuck in a particularly tight financial “triangle.” The Bollinger Bands, those trusty indicators of market chaos, squeezed it like a particularly uncooperative tomato. But lo! The token broke free, surging past $1.50 and briefly touching $1.60-only to be halted by the invisible hand of market skepticism.

$XRP is breaking out of this triangle!

Target: $1.85.

– Ali Charts (@alicharts) March 17, 2026

Meanwhile, spot XRP ETFs continue their tragicomedy of errors, suffering a 7-day streak of negativity so profound it could make a grumpy goblin weep. With nearly $6 million vanishing into the void, one might wonder if they’re investing in a black hole. But never mind! The company behind XRP has been busy securing an Australian Financial Services License, because why not? And partnerships in the US and Canada, because apparently, the world isn’t enough.

CryptoWZRD, ever the enthusiastic cheerleader, declared XRP “strongly bullish,” though one suspects they’ve been drinking too much of the blockchain Kool-Aid. CW, meanwhile, claims an uptrend has begun after a Heikin Ashi green candle appeared-because nothing says “market reversal” like a candle that’s not a vegetable.

The lower line of the ascending channel is the bottom of $XRP.

And a Heikin Ashi green candle appeared.

After touching the bottom, the trend reversed. An uptrend has now begun.

– CW (@CW8900) March 17, 2026

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2026-03-17 12:48