Oy vey! The CME Group, those schmendricks, have launched XRP and Micro XRP futures! Another way for you meshuggenehs to lose your shirts on this cryptocurrency craze! 💸 These regulated futures contracts are live, darling, live! It’s a “big move,” they say, for bringing XRP into the world of fancy-pants finance. Big deal, I tell ya! 🙄
That fancy-schmancy Ripple CEO, Brad Garlinghouse, he’s kvelling on social media. Calls it a “key institutional milestone”! What a comedian! 😂 Hidden Road cleared the first block trade? Whoop-dee-doo! He says it’s “overdue”! Like my alimony payments, bubelah! But, hey, it’s “incredibly important and exciting”! Yeah, right. Until it isn’t! 😜
The XRP bulls, those crazy optimists, they think institutional funds are coming in through CME. Oy, such hope! They think XRP will hit $3! $3! It hasn’t seen that since 2018, when dinosaurs roamed Wall Street! 🦖 Futures trading might bring more volume and stability. Maybe. Maybe not. Currently, the XRP is at about $2.43. Don’t spend it all in one place! 😉
And now, the big kahuna, the main event: an XRP ETF! They’re all meshugah over the Franklin XRP Fund! The SEC will announce June 17, 2025! A month from now! Mark your calendars, folks! 🗓️
If approved, even MORE investors can lose their money on XRP! Just like Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs! Big money! This could boost XRP’s price and acceptance in mainstream finance! Hooray! 🎉 Or maybe it will all go kaput! Who knows? That’s show business, baby! 🎬
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2025-05-19 20:07