Oh, what a curious twist! XRP ETFs danced into the spotlight with a jaw-dropping $63.86M trade, while Binance’s XRP stash shriveled to a multi-month low-like a raisin left in the sun! 🌟📉
Thursday wasn’t just any day, oh no-it was a feast for institutional money goblins! 🧛♂️💸 $63.86 million sloshed around ETFs like a witch’s cauldron, bubbling up digital asset hype. Binance, meanwhile, watched its XRP reserves vanish faster than a snozzcumber in a sweet shop. 🚨
Xaif_Crypto on X (that cheeky little parrot 🦜) squawked, “Demand’s as steady as a three-legged table!” Funds closed strong, analysts nibbled popcorn, and traders gobbled XRP like candy. 🍿
🚨 ETF Volume: $63.86M Session Closed
Strong close! Funds full, goblins happy. 🎉
Institutional goblins still nibbling…
– Xaif Crypto (@Xaif_Crypto) 🧨
Source: Xaif_Crypto 🦜
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Binance Reserves: The Great Cookie Jar Heist 🍪💸
Binance’s XRP vault? It’s emptier than a politician’s promises after elections. 🗳️📉 Traders sprinted away, wallets bulging, while InvestWithD gasped on X: “Exchange reserves are melting faster than ice cream on a volcano!” 🔥🍦
🚨BREAKING: XRP Is Vanishing From Binance (Plot Twist: Whales Did It) 😳
This chart’s about as normal as a purple cow.
Binance’s XRP? Gone. Poof. Hidden under a mattress? 🛏️
– Diana (@InvestWithD) 🕵️♀️
Source: InvestWithD (the Sherlock Holmes of crypto, apparently 🎩)
Cold wallets slurped up XRP like spaghetti, leaving exchanges drier than a desert. Supply shrank, buyers panicked, and suddenly, XRP became rarer than a polite telemarketer. 🤝
Supply & Demand: The Great Squeeze Play 🎉
ETFs want XRP. Sellers? Gone. It’s like a school canteen with one cookie and a hundred kids. 🍪👶 Price jitters? Oh yes. Past reserve heists ended in fireworks-could history repeat? 🎆
Binance’s stash used to be the “liquid” king. Now it’s a puddle. Buyers salivate, sellers vanish… and hodlers grin like Cheshire Cats. 😸
Institutional wallets keep filling up ETFs. Exchange vaults keep emptying. The plot thickens like pea soup! 🥣
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