Ah, the grand unveiling of World Liberty Financial ($WLFI). Truly a momentous occasion, as if the fate of the universe hinged on 24.67 billion tokens suddenly appearing out of nowhere. One might wonder-why precisely 24.67 billion? Was it the leftover change from somewhere or a whimsical decision over a cup of lukewarm tea?
In any case, behold the sacred ledger: 10 billion tokens reserved for “ecosystem growth,” a term so vague it might as well mean “magic dust to sprinkle on investors.” Then there are 7.78 billion tokens gracefully handed to Alt5 Sigma, who now possess a modest 8% share. One can only imagine the boardroom banter leading to such an exact figure.
Meanwhile, 2.88 billion tokens lounge comfortably in the liquidity and marketing pool-probably sipping cocktails and planning their dazzling debut. Finally, the 4 billion tokens designated for public sale participants are teased with a mere 20% unlocked at launch. Patience, dear public, good things come to those who wait-or so they say.
Such calculated distribution, such a solid foundation! It’s as if the architects of $WLFI wanted to build a castle on the clouds, complete with hidden staircases and a suspiciously slippery moat. One watches with curiosity (and a pinch of amusement) to see if this grand design will flourish or simply become another peculiar footnote in financial history. 🍵
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2025-09-01 16:22