Ah, the world of crypto—where dreams of riches collide with the absurdity of reality:
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Some analysts insist Ether should be worth over $8,000 because, apparently, there’s just too much money floating around the globe ($95.58 trillion, to be precise). 🌍💸
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Bitcoin’s dominance is waning, which somehow makes Ethereum look like the cool kid at the party again. 🎉📉
Yes, dear reader, analysts are now claiming that Ether (ETH) is undervalued and “should” be trading above $8,000. Why? Because global liquidity, measured by something called M2 money supply, has hit an all-time high. What does this mean for you? Probably nothing, unless you’re one of those people who checks their crypto portfolio every five minutes. ⏰📈
ETH Price Mirroring M2 Money Supply: A Love Story 💕
Global liquidity—or M2—includes dollars chilling in bank accounts, checking deposits, and other liquid assets. The more money sloshing about, the more likely it is to end up in riskier investments, like crypto. And wouldn’t you know it, Ether seems to be following the same trajectory as M2, albeit with the grace of a drunken sailor. 🚢
“Comparing with M2 supply growth, ETH should be trading above $8,000 by now,” proclaimed analyst TedPillows on X (formerly Twitter). He added, with the confidence of someone who’s never wrong: “This shows how undervalued ETH is right now, and is probably one of the best trades out here.” 🤑✨
Eric Trump, co-founder of World Liberty Financial, responded with a simple yet profound “Agreed.” One wonders if he even read the analysis or just clicked “like” while sipping his morning coffee. ☕🤷♂️
Meanwhile, pseudonymous crypto analyst Wolf chimed in with his own prophecy: a conservative target of $8,000 and an optimistic target of $13,000+. But wait, there’s a catch! After reaching new all-time highs, expect a sharp 20–25% drop—a final shakeout before liftoff. Because what’s life without a little drama? 🎭📉
As promised, here’s the updated $ETH outlook. Two paths ahead:
• Conservative target: $8K+
• Optimistic: $13K+ and beyond
In both scenarios, expect a sharp 20–25% washout after ATHs, the final shakeout before liftoff.
Q4 is when it ignites.
This is the roadmap.— Wolf 🐺 (@IamCryptoWolf) July 25, 2025
Other analysts have joined the chorus, predicting Ether could soar to between $5,000 and $10,000 by year’s end, thanks to institutional demand via ETFs and Ethereum treasury corporations. Ah yes, institutions—the same folks who once mocked crypto but now can’t get enough of it. How times change! 🕰️💼
Ether Gains Ground as Bitcoin Loses Its Crown 👑
Speaking of Bitcoin, its dominance has taken a nosedive, dropping to 60%—a level not seen since early February. Meanwhile, Ether has surged 77% during the same period, proving that sometimes, being the underdog pays off. 🐶💪
History repeats itself, they say. In 2017 and 2021, declines in Bitcoin dominance coincided with massive rallies in Ether—10,000% and 850%, respectively. Could lightning strike twice? Who knows, but the ETH/BTC ratio certainly seems bullish, surging 40% in a month amid strong Ethereum ETF inflows. 🔥📊
🔥 BULLISH: The ETH/BTC ratio has surged ~40% in a month, returning to January levels amid Ethereum’s rally and strong ETF inflows.
— CryptoMoon (@CryptoMoon) July 23, 2025
So, will Ether reach $13,000? Or will it crash and burn like so many speculative dreams before it? Only time will tell. Until then, we’ll leave you with this thought: In the grand theater of finance, everyone’s an actor—and some of us are just here for the popcorn. 🍿🎭
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