Well now, Bitcoin’s been moseying along like a sleepy hound ’round that $95,000 mark—just a leetle wiggle here, a jiggle there, but no real razzle-dazzle since yesterday.
Most altcoins took a page outta Bitcoin’s book and just laid low, sittin’ on their laurels. That is, until the TRUMP token went and took a nosedive, all thanks to its merry band of holders startin’ to unload faster than a cat on a hot tin roof.
BTC Keeps on Truckin’
Last week Bitcoin got a hair of spunk, leapin’ from $84,000 to near $96,000 like a frog on a hot griddle. Monday saw it climbin’ over the $86,000 fence and keep on struttin’ past $90,000 by Tuesday, like it was showin’ off at the county fair.
By Friday, ol’ Bitcoin was nearly crowin’ at $96,000—its fanciest price tag in two whole moons. Then it took a little breather, hoverin’ ’round $94,000–$95,000 like a stubborn buzzard unwilling to move on.
Prices slipped under $93,000 yesterday, but them bulls stood their ground like a couple of ornery mules. Now, Bitcoin’s sittin’ pretty ‘round $95,000 again, with a market cap near $1.89 trillion, dominatin’ 61% of the altcoin rodeo.
Trump Token’s Great Big Slide
The Official Trump token had a fancy shindig last week—top 220 holders gettin’ all chummy at a Presidential dinner. But now, folks say the team’s been shufflin’ big chunks to the exchanges, maybe fixin’ to sell off, makin’ that token drop faster than a cowpoke who just stubbed his toe—down over 7% in a day.
The other big shots like PI, XMR, SUI, SOL, HBAR, XLM, ADA, DOGE, and XRP are joinin’ the sad parade in the red today, looking plainer than a corn pone on Sunday.
Meanwhile, BCH done jumped the highest, up over 5.5%, now fetchin’ $375. BNB, ETH, and LINK are takin’ the slow and steady path with small gains, while the whole crypto herd sticks close to $3.1 trillion market cap, hardly movin’ at all.
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