When Bitcoin Takes a Dip, Saylor Unleashes His Cyber Hornets 🐝💸

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Ah, the whimsical world of cryptocurrency—where fortunes rise and fall faster than a Russian troika on a frostbitten road. Enter Michael Saylor, that indefatigable maestro of Bitcoin maximalism, who has once again graced his X account (formerly Twitter, may its soul rest in peace) with a stroll down memory lane. Yes, dear reader, he unearthed his iconic 2020 tweet, a veritable ode to the almighty Bitcoin, as if it were some sacred relic from an ancient temple.

Oh, how times have changed! Back then, MicroStrategy was merely a humble software company before morphing into Strategy—a phoenix reborn with laser focus on hoarding BTC like a dragon guarding its golden hoard. And lo, just as Bitcoin dipped below $114,000 per coin, Saylor decided to revisit his poetic musings. At press time, BTC is trading at $113,375—a mere hiccup for the goddess of wisdom’s chosen swarm.

A Swarm of Cyber Hornets? Truly, This Is High Art 🎭🐝

In this fabled tweet, which now gleams atop his profile like a jewel-encrusted crown, Saylor declares Bitcoin to be “a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom.” He further embellishes this metaphor by describing them as beings that grow “exponentially smarter, faster, and stronger behind a wall of encrypted energy.” What poetry! What vision! Surely, were Pushkin alive today, he would weep at such eloquence—or perhaps chuckle over the absurdity of cyber hornets.

628,791 Bitcoins Strong 💰📈

But wait, there’s more! For no tale of Saylor would be complete without mention of his insatiable appetite for acquiring Bitcoin. On Tuesday, Strategy announced yet another colossal purchase—21,021 shiny new bitcoins added to their treasury for approximately $2.46 billion. Let us pause here to marvel at the sheer audacity of spending billions on digital tokens. Truly, capitalism knows no bounds!

With this latest acquisition, Strategy now holds a staggering 628,791 BTC, valued at a mind-boggling $71,377,964,914. To put this sum into perspective, one might imagine Saylor reclining upon a throne made entirely of gold coins while sipping champagne through a straw fashioned from solid platinum. Perhaps he will commission a statue of himself next, cast in pure Bitcoin bullion.

Strategy has acquired 21,021 BTC for ~$2.46 billion at ~$117,256 per bitcoin and has achieved BTC Yield of 25.0% YTD 2025. As of 7/29/2025, we hodl 628,791 $BTC acquired for ~$46.08 billion at ~$73,277 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRK $STRF $STRD $STRC

— Michael Saylor (@saylor) July 29, 2025

And so, dear readers, as Strategy boasts of achieving a BTC yield of 25.0% year-to-date in 2025, let us raise a glass to Michael Saylor—the man who turned corporate America into a crypto casino. May his cyber hornets continue to serve him well, and may the goddess of wisdom smile upon his endeavors… or at least until the next market dip sends everyone scrambling for cover. 😅

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2025-08-02 17:12