Wall Street Whales Abandon Bitcoin for FARTCOIN—You Won’t Believe Their Reason 🤯💨

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  • “Smart money,” which is never you or me, just tossed $8.78 million at FARTCOIN. That’s $1.15 per token, meaning a single typo could buy you a used Volvo instead.
  • But wait, there’s resistance. Not the psychological kind. If FARTCOIN gets rejected here, we could be back to $1.00, or even $0.80, and you’ll have to start making NFT yard sales to recover losses.

Fartcoin [FARTCOIN] just crop-dusted the competition, gassing up a 15.4% boost in the last 24 hours to land at $1.26. The “main gainer” in memecoins. Yes, this is real life.

The market cap—because that’s a thing we still pretend matters—hit $1.25 billion, making FARTCOIN a top-20 memecoin. Your family still doesn’t understand your job, but now it’s vaguely more embarrassing.

$40M Wallet Buys the HYPE, Passes the GAS

Apparently, the rally got its legs (and gastrointestinal issues) from whales on a late-night memecoin bender. Stalkchain says FARTCOIN became the hottest item for “smart money.” Imagine the meeting: “Gentlemen, let’s rotate the portfolio into FARTCOIN because… fart jokes, I guess?”

One lone whale swapped $40.42M USDC (because spending $40M is what you do after too much Red Bull): $8.78M went to 7.6M FARTCOIN at $1.15 per pop. The rest? 715,917 HYPE tokens, because the only thing better than fart jokes is riding pure HYPE at $41.16 each.

And how did this whale afford such shenanigans? They yanked funds out of SOL, BTC, and ETH (the boring “grown-up” coins), even eating a $2.17 million loss. Now that’s either conviction or someone lost a bet in a Discord server.

What’s striking isn’t the size of the bet, but that it came after FARTCOIN’s previous 18% dip—because nothing says “trust the process” like turning actual money into meme fuel.

With whales stampeding in and everyone else pretending this is normal, FARTCOIN could be starting a fresh chapter called “Accumulation or Dilution: You Decide!”

Short term? Sure, there’s “momentum.” Which is code for “nobody wants to be left out when the music stops.”

Price Action Follows the Channel, Like Cows to the Slaughterhouse 🚜

The FARTCOIN/USDT chart is in a classic rising channel, rebounding like your hopes on payday from $1.15–$1.20 support. Higher highs, higher lows. Technical analysis sounds so much more impressive when you say it out loud, though in this case it’s mostly about lines, arrows, and faith.

There’s a stubborn resistance zone at $1.60–$1.70, which might as well be guarded by Sphinx riddles. If, by some miracle of meme-magic, the price closes above that, there’s open air (well, more like a gentle breeze) to $2.16. That’s where a “supply cluster” waits—whatever that means for a token named after flatulence.

If price flops and slides off the supply shelf, we could return to the warm embrace of $1.15–$1.20. Or, for the fearless, maybe even $1.00 or $0.80. At which point, you can reminisce about the time you bought FARTCOIN at the absolute top.

Bulls are clinging to the trendline like a toddler at closing time. What’s next? A breakout above $1.50 with a mountain of volume, or more likely, sideways chop and memes until someone blinks.

Until then, FARTCOIN holders are basically in a digital waiting room, listening for the next toot.

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2025-06-14 22:22