Wait, AAVE's about to do what? 50% surge coming? Smells fishy! 😂

Alright, folks, listen up. AAVE‘s been climbing like my blood pressure in a traffic jam—up 132% from its April low. Yeah, really, over a hundred percent! And now, could we see another 50%? Sure, why not? What’s next, a moon landing? 🌕

The big shot in decentralized finance, AAVE, is doing its thing. Its total assets on the network? Record high! It’s like the company’s stock price—skyrocketing, baby! And on Ethereum, we’re talking $33.5 billion market size—because apparently, people like to borrow money faster than they like paying it back. The borrowed funds? $13 billion. The available cash to borrow? $20.45 billion—like a Hollywood party with more drinks than sober people. 🍸

And it’s not just on Ethereum. No, no. AAVE is spreading out like those bad rumors at a high school reunion—Base, Sonic, Arbitrum, you name it. Sonic’s got $383 million, Base hits $882 million—so what, AAVE’s throwing a global financial block party? And GHO stablecoin? Yeah, that’s gained market share—$255 million. Because what’s better than stable coins? Stable coins that are gaining ground faster than weeds in my backyard! 🌱

Futures open interest? Hit $550 million—highest this year. It’s like everyone’s betting on AAVE like it’s the Super Bowl. The demand’s so high, I’d swear people are betting their grandma’s retirement fund on it. And since May 6, the funding rate’s positive—meaning investors are feeling pretty good about AAVE’s future. Sounds like a good sign, right? Or a sign I should sell all my snacks and go all-in. 🤔

Exchanges? Balances are dropping faster than my patience with these crypto scams—down from 2.72 million coins to 2.16 million. Less on exchanges, more in wallets? Huh, funny how that works. Maybe folks are holding on tight, or maybe they’re just hiding from taxes. Either way, smart move.

AAVE Price Technical Analysis—It’s like watching a soap opera

Look at this chart. AAVE shot up recently, after forming a falling wedge—yeah, that’s a bullish sign, like the perfect excuse to keep ignoring your diet. Now above the 50% Fibonacci Retracement? Fancy talk for “it’s climbing.” The ADX’s at 40—trend’s getting stronger. So, it’s either going to make a big leap or crash spectacularly. Either way, it’s entertaining. And with the golden cross happening—the 50-day and 200-day moving averages crossing—AAVE’s path looks straight to the moon or the next big disaster.

Next stop, $400? Who knows. Just get your popcorn. 🥤

2025-05-24 19:28

Wait, AAVE’s about to do what? 50% surge coming? Smells fishy! 😂

AAVE Price Technical Analysis—It’s like watching a soap opera

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