Once upon a most peculiar Thursday, the grand wizards of trade—the Americans and the Chinese—locked themselves inside a room in Geneva armed with nothing but briefcases, sharp suits, and diplomatic charm (or so they claim 🕵️♂️). Two whole days they haggled—possibly over who’d get the last doughnut—before emerging and declaring, “Yes, we’ve got a deal! Well… almost. Wait for the official briefing, darling.”
Hot on their heels, Scott Bessent, U.S. Treasury Secretary and the fellow with the least enviable inbox on earth, confirmed that negotiations were “productive.” The world nodded, feeling that tingling on their spines you get right before exam results or discovering a suspicious sock behind your fridge.
Meanwhile, in Bitcoinland, the price meter was doing its usual jitterbug. When the deal news broke (around 8:30 PM UTC, possibly after Bessent’s third espresso), one solitary Bitcoin could be swapped for the princely sum of $103,879.63. Blimey! Not content with such a dainty number, it did a little dance, leaping up to $104,070 by 8:55 PM. Not exactly moon-landing stuff, but enough to make crypto traders forget their bedtime. 🚀
Of course, in Cryptotown, that’s barely a hiccup. But let’s be honest: the idea that Bitcoin is now twitchier than your Aunt Marge after three cups of coffee every time diplomats shake hands—well, that’s a plot twist Mr. Dahl himself would admire. Geopolitics, markets, and the world’s nosiest cryptocurrency, all jostling for the limelight.
The big question now: Can Bitcoin leap past its all-time high, or is it destined to huff and puff, but never quite blow the house down? Stay tuned—unless you’re allergic to surprises and rollercoasters. 🎢🤷♂️
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2025-05-11 22:08