The CoinDesk 20 Index is currently trading at 4372.28, up 2.5% since Tuesday. Nineteen of 20 assets are higher, which is either a market miracle or a very convincing act of financial jujitsu. The 20th asset is likely hiding in a drawer, muttering about bad vibes. 🐍
Leaders: UNI (+6.5%) and SOL (+6.4%) are currently leading the charge, like two particularly enthusiastic dwarves in a cryptocurrency miners’ guild.
Laggards: BCH (-1.9%) and XLM (+0.2%) are lagging behind, which is less exciting than watching a witch try to ride a goose. 🧙♀️ Goose: “Not today.”
The CoinDesk 20 is a broad-based index traded on multiple platforms globally. It’s the financial equivalent of a particularly well-organized Ankh-Morporkian bazaar, minus the troll in the sewers. 🏛️
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2025-08-13 16:43