Trump’s Truth Social Meme Coin? The Grand Delusion Exposed! 🎩

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In those tempestuous days, when whispers carried by the biting wind traversed the bleak steppes of the Crypto World, men speculated about all things, and, above all, about that curious contraption of modernity: Truth Social. Some, emboldened by ennui—or worse, hope—claimed with the vigor of hungry peasants that a meme coin was to be conjured from the ether by Donald Trump himself.

Of Rumors, Their Birth, and Their Mischief

The tale’s beginning? It was not Tolstoyan in grandeur, nor even Dostoevskian in desperation. No, it was simply Ran Neuner (a man not unlike the crafty stewards forever whispering nonsense in noble ears), founder of the curious Crypto Banter, who declared—on X, no less—that some new coin would appear within seventy-two hours. We have to appreciate the audacity! One wonders if, in imperial Russia, such declarations would have triggered duels or—far more likely—lengthy, melancholic discussions about fate and serfdom.

In truth, this pronouncement unleashed a storm of hopes and memes, especially among the digital serfs ever eager to enrich themselves without ever leaving their chairs. Forget wheat harvests; here was the planting of wild internet speculation.

Influencers and the Game of Denials 🎭

Into this circus entered Wendy O, herself no stranger to the art of awkward horse metaphors, who called this coin idea “silly.” “Why sweat for a new coin,” she mused, “when the TRUMP token already flounders in the muddy fields of Solana?”

Yet hope springs eternal—and so do dubious rumors. At the height of the commotion, both Donald Trump and the esteemed financiers of World Liberty Financial (WLFI), official badge-wearers of the Trump House, felt obligated to step out onto the veranda to explain matters to the confused masses.

The Official Edict from High Places (No Czars Injured) 🏰

The folks at WLFI issued this in a statement, presumably with all the gravity of a Russian winter:

“There is no new Trump crypto project. WLFI is the only DeFi project backed by the Trumps. Anyone else pushing fake tokens is just a scammer trying to take advantage of people.”
— Source: World Liberty Financial on X

And from the desk of Donald Trump himself (no bear fur hats mentioned), confirmation thundered: “There is no truth whatsoever” to these meme coin tales. Be wary, he warned, of bandits and trolls lurking behind every digital bush.

On Truth and Its Relatives (As Elusive as Happiness in Anna Karenina) 🧐

Here, dear reader, is the reality—cold as Moscow and every bit as relentless:

  • The empire of Truth Social belongs to Trump Media & Technology Group (TMTG), listed on the Nasdaq (where fortunes, like Tolstoy’s protagonists, often meet tragic ends).
  • Once upon a tweet, there were TRUMP and MELANIA meme coins, but in the manner of Russian aristocrats’ fortunes, both are now diminished.
  • WLFI stands alone as the Trumps’ officially supported crypto venture.
  • Of new meme coins for Truth Social, there is about as much evidence as there is cheerfulness in a Russian novel—namely, none.

So ends another chapter in our modern epic: rumors as empty as winter wind, denials as brisk as Siberian snow, and opportunists ever swirling about, seeking to snatch a kopeck or two. As always, in the world of crypto, trust no one—not even your babushka with her secret stash of Dogecoin. 🪆

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2025-05-13 07:24