Trump’s Rage: Bitcoin’s Crash Incoming? 😱

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Ah, the grand theater of power plays! Here we have Donald Trump, that bull in the china shop of global affairs, bellowing his latest ultimatums. He’s slashed the deadline for Putin to wrap up the Ukraine mess to a mere 10-12 days—because why wait when you can crank up the pressure cooker? And if Iran dares to flirt with nuclear ambitions again, Trump promises to “wipe it out fast.” What a charming way to chat about potential annihilation, don’t you think? 😏

Now, amid this circus of geopolitical saber-rattling, everyone’s eyes swivel to Bitcoin. Will its shiny upward march stumble? Historically, when Trump throws his tantrums and war drums beat, Bitcoin cowers like a kicked dog. It hit a new peak after the Iran-Israel dust-up settled, but now it’s loitering just below, eyeing that $120,000 wall it smacked into today. Down it slid to around $118,500, filling some pesky CME gap. Oh, the drama! 😂

Remember that 50-day bomb Trump dropped back in July, threatening Russia with “very severe tariffs” if no peace deal? Well, he’s peeved—no progress, he fumes. So, brace for a new, stingier deadline tomorrow. It’s all quoted from some Walter Bloomberg chap, who captures Trump’s grumbling perfectly.

TRUMP ON RUSSIA: I’M GOING TO MAKE A NEW DEADLINE FOR ABOUT 10 OR 12 DAYS FROM TODAY 😤

TRUMP ON RUSSIA: WE JUST DON’T SEE ANY PROGRESS BEING MADE 😩

— *Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) July 28, 2025

And let’s not forget Iran, sending out those “nasty signals.” Trump warns of a swift wipeout if they restart nuclear games. It’s like he’s scripting a bad action flick—lots of threats, zero subtlety. CryptoMichNL chimes in, noting Bitcoin’s rejection at resistance and hinting at a correction before more highs. But with tensions bubbling, who knows if Bitcoin will surge or splutter out? Sarcasm aside, it’s a volatile world out there. 🌍💥

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2025-07-28 16:45