Well, here we go again. Trump Media and Technology Group (TMTG)—the ever-expanding empire behind the gloriously controversial Truth Social—has decided that what the world really needs right now is not more truth, but more Bitcoin. Yes, you read that right. They’re aiming to raise a cool $3 billion to invest in cryptocurrencies. Because when in doubt, throw money at the blockchain, right? 💸
According to a handful of insiders, who must have excellent taste in keeping secrets, TMTG plans to rake in $2 billion through new equity and another $1 billion with a shiny new convertible bond. Oh, and it’s all happening just in time for a fancy cryptocurrency gala in Las Vegas. Naturally, this high-stakes soirée will feature luminaries such as Vice President JD Vance, Donald Trump Jr., Eric Trump (who, let’s face it, probably just wants a selfie with a Bitcoin), and the ever-stylish crypto advisor David Sachs. If nothing else, it promises to be a glittering occasion where financial moves and ego boosts go hand in hand. 🎩
Insiders also whisper that the offering’s size has been “adjusted” recently—thanks to an influx of enthusiasm from investors who must believe the Trump family is the next big thing in cryptocurrency. Apparently, there’s demand to spare, because nothing screams “trustworthy investment” like the Trump name, right?
As for the exact details, who knows? The numbers, terms, and whether this whole thing will actually work out, remain a delightful mystery. But I suppose if you’ve got the right friends, a billion here and there doesn’t really matter. Cheers to the wild world of crypto, where fortunes are made and lost faster than you can say “blockchain.” 🍾
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2025-05-26 20:08