Trump Bros Say Bitcoin Will Shoot Past $170K: Are They On To Something or Just High?

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Bitcoin to the Moon? Trump Bros Say $170K’s Just the Beginning 🚀💸

Hold onto your Bitcoin wallets, folks! Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump just dropped a crypto bomb at the Vegas Bitcoin 2025 conference, claiming Bitcoin might strut its way up to a charming $170,000 by 2026. Because what’s more fun than watching billionaires fantasize about digital gold? Don Jr. predicts it’ll hover “between $150,000 and $175,000,” which is basically throwing a dart at a really expensive wall. Meanwhile, Eric, ever the comedian, joked Bitcoin could go “to the moon,” probably after it passes Mars, Pluto, and a few exasperated financial advisors.

Eric’s taking demand to the next level, shouting, “Every day, billions are scrambling for Bitcoin!” Yeah, because 0.1 BTC might make you richer than a Kardashian at a Gucci sale. Right now, Bitcoin is chillin’ at around $107,502—down a tiny bit from its May high of $112K. But who’s counting when you have dreams of being Elon?

ERIC TRUMP SAYS $BTC WILL HIT $170K BY 2026

DONALD TRUMP JR. SAYS $BTC WILL HIT BETWEEN $150K-$175K BY 2026

— The Wolf Of All Streets (@scottmelker) May 29, 2025

Apparently, the Trump brothers are now crypto evangelists, throwing their support behind projects like World Liberty Financial and American Bitcoin—which sounds like a really patriotic mining operation. They’re even planning to go public via SPAC, because nothing says “trust me, I’m a millionaire” like a fancy acronym.

According to Eric, global elites—yeah, royal families, private offices, the CIA—are all stacking Bitcoin like chips in Vegas. “No one wants to sell it,” he claims, probably because they’re too busy counting their digital stacks and calling traditional banks “corrupt.” Not that it matters, since they’re busy “debanking” themselves from the old financial system.

Meanwhile, the Democrats are freaking out, trying to slap some crypto restrictions on the Trump family, citing “potential corruption.” Because in politics, you can either be rich or honest—never both, apparently.

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2025-05-29 08:21