This Trader Turned Pocket Change Into Millions With LAUNCHCOIN (And You Didn’t!)

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Okay, stop the presses and also probably check on your high school guidance counselor, because LAUNCHCOIN—a Solana-based crypto—just made some random trader $4 million richer and the rest of us deeply regret our life choices. In the past week, LAUNCHCOIN has zipped up a casual 7,400%. Yes, a number so high you’d swear it was made up by a toddler. Someone turned $8,000 (which, let’s be honest, is a month of New York City rent if you include avocado toast) into $4 million. All while you were busy debating if you should finally throw out that 2009 Blackberry in your nightstand.

This LAUNCHCOIN Guy Is Basically the Tony Stark of Crypto

The Sherlock Holmes team over at LookonChain says some mysterious trader—definitely not your cousin who refused to Venmo you $8—turned $8,191 into $4 million. It took this person a mere 22 days. Because apparently, “get rich quick” isn’t just a scam on daytime TV now; it’s real, and you missed it. Sorry, Nana. 🤷‍♀️

Here’s how this went down: this genius sat on his crypto wallet for four months—a true display of willpower when all I can commit to is avoiding work emails. Then, they yanked 68.8 SOL from Binance, dropped 54 SOL ($8,191, give or take a latte), and scooped up 14.62 million LAUNCHCOIN. The project was so tiny at the time, the market cap was under $500,000, basically the price of a parking space in Manhattan.

Plot twist: LAUNCHCOIN then exploded. Its market cap shot past $300 million, and the trader began selling once things hit $200 million—cashing out 2.5 million coins for 3,465 SOL (or $617,000). You know, just your average Tuesday.

At last count, this mystery trader still has $12.12 million in LAUNCHCOIN (currently worth $3.5 million). Yes, that’s $4 million in profit—enough to afford therapy for the trauma of missing out on this rocket ship. 🍾

So, What’s the Deal With Launch Coin on Believe?

LAUNCHCOIN is built on Solana, and the “Believe” platform claims it’s making token launches as easy as ordering pizza, but with even less dignity required. Instead of VC dudes in Patagonia vests evaluating your “synergy,” just tweet @ their handle with your brilliant new ticker ($YOLOCOIN, anyone?), and boom—your token is live. You don’t need a dev team, a finished product, or even a plan. Truly, the American Dream.

No forms, no DAO, no Discord hellscape. Just you, your ~wild~ idea, and the endless void of X (formerly known as Twitter, still known as a terrible place for hot takes).

“It’s permissionless token launch powered by the timeline,” say the folks behind LAUNCHCOIN. Translation: if the internet thinks your meme is epic, you’re in. If not, you can always tweet about your failed ambitions.

With no cap on coin creation, LAUNCHCOIN is basically the “Real Housewives” reunion special of the crypto world—no rules, lots of drama, and everyone’s got a hot take. Get in line… or just keep watching from the sidelines. 😬

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2025-05-15 13:22