The Ripple Saga: When the Courts Take a Detour and the Money Flies 😂

When Law Meets Lunacy: Ripple, SEC, and a Long-Winded Rant That No One Asked For

In the quiet days when the battle between Ripple and the SEC seemed to simmer down, something quite peculiar happened. Out of nowhere, an outsider—perhaps with too much time or too little sense—decided to unleash a verbose tirade against the venerable Howey test. Oh, the irony! 🧐

Pro-crypto advocate Bill Morgan, who appears to read court filings like bedtime stories, took to the digital agora—Twitter—to share his expectations, which, it appears, were dashed faster than a fragile porcelain vase. With the enthusiasm of a man awaiting a baked potato, he anticipated a new filing, only to be met with this curious interruption—a protest against the very fabric of securities law, stretched across nine decades like old gum.

“I was expecting some filing in the SEC v Ripple case given what happened to the last motion that was dismissed two weeks ago, especially given that the 60-day period, which the parties have before the SEC is required to file a status report with the court of appeals, expires on 16 June.”

—Bill Morgan (@Belisarius2020), May 29, 2025

Furthermore, he lamented, “I was not expecting this filing. An individual’s multi-page rant against the Howey test, its interpretation by the courts, particularly in relation to the term ‘investment contract’ and against the SEC covering a period of 90 years. This case never fails to entertain—or exhaust.”

The origin of this curious document is an interested party—perhaps a sage, or merely a troublemaker with too much time and too little restraint—claiming to possess evidence critical enough to unravel a decade of legal chaos. Truly, the spectacle was a testament to the unpredictable nature of human folly.

This lengthy monologue challenges the wisdom of the Howey test—those legal lines drawn in the sand to decide what is a security—and questions whether the courts, the SEC, or perhaps the universe itself have any sense left. It’s as if a peasant’s rant against the Tsar suddenly became the talk of the court—strange, absurd, but undeniably captivating.

Meanwhile, the court’s reception remains as uncertain as the weather—will they heed this unsolicited outburst or dismiss it as another windy day? Meanwhile, the crypto folks had their eyes set on the SEC’s next move, hoping for a ruling that might liberate XRP from its chains and perhaps ease the hefty penalty of $125 million.

Alas, this bizarre interruption has only sown more doubt, causing investor confidence to wobble like a drunken sailor, and sending XRP’s price tumbling to lows unseen since May 8. The saga continues—like a never-ending novela—without a clear ending in sight, leaving all trembling on the edge of hope and despair, like a genteel family waiting for the Tsar’s good news.

2025-05-30 12:37

When Law Meets Lunacy: Ripple, SEC, and a Long-Winded Rant That No One Asked For

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