London’s beloved playground of pursuits, OnlyFans, renowned for turning the dullest evenings into a spectacle of adult amusement, is now allegedly in clandestine negotiations to part with a 60% stake to California’s private equity wizards at Architect Capital. Because what’s life without a little corporate intrigue and potential for more subscription fees?
- Rumor has it, OnlyFans is trading its majority-perhaps like a Victorian lady trading her wedding ring-only this time, for an investment of a few billion dollars.
- Fenix International, the parent company-no, not a fancy new superhero team-invested approximately $19.9 million in Ethereum during the wild years of 2021 and 2022. Clearly, a lot of hope and digital dollars went into that.
- By November of 2022, those digital hopes turned into a sobering $8.45 million impairment-because nothing screams stability like volatile crypto assets that fluctuate more than a Victorian’s mood.
According to the esteemed Wall Street Journal, the deal could value this sanctuary of salacious content at a modest $3.5 billion, or $5.5 billion when considering the charming addition of debt-because why not inflate the numbers as an art form?
Architect Capital, specialists in rescuing troubled businesses-think of them as the corporate equivalent of a Victorian-era doctor, but with less leeching and more restructuring-plans to improve payment systems for creators who are often so under-banked, they might mistake a penny for a pound.
Meanwhile, the current owner, Leo Radvinsky-who bought OnlyFans from the Stokelys in 2018-has been busy scooping nearly a billion dollars in dividends over a mere two years. A true modern-day Robin Hood, if Robin Hood was obsessed with cash and adult content.
He even flirted with the idea of selling the platform last year for a princely sum of around $8 billion, a figure that would make even the most hardened investors blush.
Despite all this financial flirtation, OnlyFans remains wildly profitable, hauling in around $1.6 billion annually-a digital treasure chest that enthusiasts hope will someday see the light of the stock market’s gleaming eyes by 2028. The negotiations are like a Victorian courtship-full of promise but no wedding date.
Ethereum Holdings and Other Digital Flirtations
The parent company, Fenix International, invested nearly $20 million in Ethereum-because who doesn’t like a risky digital gamble-during 2021-2022.
By late 2022, those glamorous coins depreciated by $8.45 million, leaving them with a reported $11.4 million worth of Ethereum-because nothing says stability like digital assets that behave more unpredictably than a society ball after midnight.
Fenix even explored Ethereum NFTs for profile pictures, flirtations with the crypto craze that even the most stoic treasurer might find amusing.
As of now, whether they sold or held onto those Ethereum tokens-like a Victorian keepsake-remains as mysterious as the motives behind certain adult content offerings.
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2026-01-31 01:59