The $100M Crypto Crusade: Can Blockchain Bribery Save America? 🤔💸

So, brace yourselves, dear reader, because the Fellowship PAC has just dropped a staggering $100 million to keep America the head honcho in the wild west of cryptocurrency, shiny new tech, and that ever-elusive concept called transparency. Yes, transparency in politics-that’s as rare as a unicorn in a Bitcoin mine.

Launched with all the fanfare of a Broadway opening (minus the jazz hands), their mission is simple: back candidates who believe in innovation, digital assets, and keeping the U.S. at the forefront of entrepreneurship rather than last in line googling “What’s a blockchain again?”

With the specter of murky regulations looming like an ominous fog, skilled workers running off to greener (and presumably less confusing) pastures abroad, and everyone’s favorite pastime-screaming for stable rules-this PAC claims it’s the knight in shining armor riding the stallion of clarity.

In a tweet that probably cost them a small fortune in PR consultants, the Fellowship PAC declared: “Introducing The Fellowship PAC: launching with $100M+ committed to back pro-innovation, pro-crypto candidates-and keep America 1 in digital assets & entrepreneurship. Built on transparency and trust.” Because, naturally, those two values are often tossed around like confetti at a parade.

Their grand plan? To champion candidates who want rules you can actually predict, protect America’s shiny crypto crown jewel, ensure the innovation economy isn’t run like a dodgy yard sale, and stop entrepreneurs from sprinting away screaming “Good luck with your red tape!”

Meanwhile, under the watchful eye of President Trump’s ever-evolving regulatory regime, America is apparently morphing into a crypto playground the world envies-or at least tolerates with cautious optimism.

Who’s Cheering From the Sidelines?

The usual suspects in the crypto circus are throwing their hats in the ring: the Winklevoss twins (yes, those charming gentlemen who famously raced Mark Zuckerberg to the Facebook finish line), and Coinbase, with whispered rumors of their backing fluttering about like digital gossip. Tyler and Cameron revealed earlier this year that they donated a cool $21 million in Bitcoin to a PAC championing the pro-crypto agenda-because what better way to spend your digital fortune than buying political influence?

Not to be outdone, angel investor Naval Ravikant (who’s basically the crypto whisperer) recently joined forces through the Digital Freedom Fund PAC, no doubt tweeting sage wisdom between bets on Dogecoin.

Politico reports that Ripple, Coinbase, Kraken, Circle, and Robinhood have collectively spilled over $160 million into Trump’s inaugural fund-a sum that could buy you a small island or at least a fancy dinner with a very happy lobbyist.

Meanwhile, Fairshake PAC has already stacked up $141 million for the 2026 congressional race, proving once again that when it comes to crypto-politics, the stakes (and the money) just keep climbing higher than a Bitcoin chart in 2017.

All told, Fellowship PAC is showcasing just how deeply cryptos have burrowed into American politics, turning debates about global competitiveness, innovation, and regulation into the latest hot topic around the Capitol’s water cooler-or whatever the blockchain equivalent is.

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2025-09-16 02:42