tag and not repeated. Keep the tone snarky and humorous, typical of Larry David.End of Thought (29.44s) Rich Dad Poor Dad Warns: Bitcoin, Gold, Silver ‘Busting’ – Buy the Dip? 🤔💸So, Robert Kiyosaki thinks there’s a bubble? Groundbreaking. Who saw that coming? 🤷♂️ Not me, but hey, maybe he’s just trying to sell books again. Again. Gold, silver, Bitcoin—all “setting up for a sudden correction.” Wow, how original. Next he’ll tell us the sky is falling. 🌪️ In a new thread on X, the Rich Dad Poor Dad guy tells his 2.8 million followers that “many assets are overvalued” because of “speculation and investor optimism.” Speculation? Optimism? Sounds like a fancy way of saying “people are being dumb and buying stuff they don’t understand.” But hey, if the bubble bursts, gold, silver, and Bitcoin might crash. Which means… what? A “golden opportunity”? For whom, exactly? The guy who’s already loaded? 🤑 “Bubbles are about to start busting,” he says. Oh, great. Another doomsday prophecy. But wait! There’s good news! If everything crashes, I’ll be buying,” he adds. Because nothing says “trust me” like a guy who’s already rich telling you to buy low while he’s sitting on his pile of cash. 💸 Earlier this month, Kiyosaki decided to take a break from buying Bitcoin after it hit $120k. Because nothing says “I know what I’m doing” like pausing your investments at the peak. 🎉 “Great news for those who already have some,” he says. But if you’re still in, you’re a “hog” waiting to get slaughtered. Classic. “Yay: Bitcoin over $120,000,” he wrote. Great news for the already-rich. Bad news for the rest of us who didn’t “pull the trigger.” Oh, the horror! 🙄 “Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered.” Thanks, Captain Obvious. I’ll stop by and buy a few Satoshis while you’re busy crying in the corner. 🐷 He won’t buy more Bitcoin until “the economy picture is clear.” Because obviously, the economy is a jigsaw puzzle he’s the only one solving. 🧩 At time of writing, Bitcoin is trading for $117,899. Which is…? Lower than Kiyosaki’s ego, apparently. 🚀 Follow us on X, Facebook and Telegram Don’t Miss a Beat – Subscribe to get email alerts delivered directly to your inbox Check Price Action Surf The Daily Hodl Mix Okay, I need to rewrite the given HTML text in the style of Larry David. Let me start by recalling that Larry David’s style is known for being sarcastic, humorous, and a bit grumpy. He often uses a lot of emojis and casual language. First, the title. The original title is about a bubble warning from Robert Kiyosaki. I need to make a clickbait title under 100 characters. Maybe something like “Rich Dad Poor Dad Warns: Bitcoin, Gold, Silver ‘Busting’ – Buy the Dip? 🤔💸” That’s catchy and includes emojis. Now, the body. I need to keep all images in place. The original has an image, so I’ll leave that as is. The paragraphs need to be rewritten with Larry David’s voice. For example, the first paragraph mentions the bubble forming. Larry might say something like “So, Robert Kiyosaki thinks there’s a bubble? Groundbreaking. Who saw that coming? 🤷♂️ Not me, but hey, maybe he’s just trying to sell books again. Again.” Adding emojis and sarcasm here. Next paragraph about overvalued assets due to speculation. Larry would probably mock the optimism. “Speculation? Optimism? Sounds like a fancy way of saying ‘people are being dumb and buying stuff they don’t understand.’ But hey, if the bubble bursts, gold, silver, and Bitcoin might crash. Which means… what? A ‘golden opportunity’? For whom, exactly? The guy who’s already loaded? 🤑” Using emojis here too. The quote from Kiyosaki needs a sarcastic twist. Maybe add a Larry-style comment before and after. Like ““Bubbles are about to start busting,” he says. Oh, great. Another doomsday prophecy. But wait! There’s good news! If everything crashes, he’ll ‘be buying.’ Because nothing says ‘trust me’ like a guy who’s already rich telling you to buy low while he’s sitting on his pile of cash. 💸” For the part about him stopping Bitcoin purchases, Larry would mock the timing. “Earlier this month, Kiyosaki decided to take a break from buying Bitcoin after it hit $120k. Because nothing says ‘I know what I’m doing’ like pausing your investments at the peak. 🎉 ‘Great news for those who already have some,’ he says. But if you’re still in, you’re a ‘hog’ waiting to get slaughtered. Classic.” The part about not wanting to be a hog: “He’s telling everyone to start small, ‘starting with a Satoshi.’ Because nothing says ‘investment advice’ like telling people to dip their toe in while you’re already waist-deep in the pool. 🐷” End with the current price and the follow links, maybe add a final sarcastic line. “At the time of writing, Bitcoin is trading at $117,899. Which is…? Lower than Kiyosaki’s ego, apparently. 🚀” Check for all images are retained, no tags, no colors. Add emojis throughout for humor. Make sure the title is in