Listen, comrade of the kennel, you who trade coins while slurping instant noodles-rejoice! The high-priests of the Shiba Inu kennel, huddled in their digital smoke-filled Doggy DAO, have graciously scattered fresh crumbs of “governance” before our famished snouts. Three-nay, four!-shiny voting mechanisms now glimmer like vodka bottles in a midnight ditch. We, the ever-loyal SHIB-pack, may finally decide which hydrant deserves our next communal leg-lift. 🐶💼
Meanwhile, somewhere between the greasy keyboard crumbs and the eternal hope of a Lambo, the SHIB army marches in circles, tooting horns for Shibarium’s second birthday. Picture it: candles melting like miners’ dreams, and the cake collapses beneath the weight of “community power.”
Multiple voting choices upgrade rolled out (while oligarchs chuckle)
Behold, the update-cooked up, apparently, by the mystical Shib Doggy DAO-slides onto the stage wearing mismatched socks:
- Stake & Swagger: The more SHIB you lock, the louder your yap in the polls. Rich dog, loud bark; poor pup, squeak unheard. Quite the revolutionary equality, eh? 😏
- ERC-20 Wallet Waltz: Keep your coins mobile-no staking, just flash your tokens like a bourgeois fur coat and vote on the go. Capitalist chic at its fluffiest!
- Quadratic Voting – Whale Wrestler: Each extra vote costs quadratically more, meaning oligarch whales must sip caviar-spiked lattes while the small fry giggle behind the dumpster. Take that, Fat-Cat Flipper! 🤺
- An ominous fourth option-promised as “one-person-one-vote”-hovers in the vaporware clouds. We shall see if it ever lands, or if it remains a utopian mirage, like honest politicians or calorie-free ramen.
Shiba Inu DAO Introduces Multiple Voting Choices
Shib Doggy DAO has rolled out a major update to give the community more say in governance. Proposal creators can now choose between three voting methods:
•Staking: lock tokens to gain voting power
•ERC-20 token voting: use…– Shibarium | SHIB.IO (@Shibizens) August 18, 2025
Shibarium’s 2nd birthday – a tale of lag, lag and heroic pizza ☕🔥
Two summers ago, in the frosty maple-scented air of Toronto, the Shibarium fireworks fizzled, then flat-lined. Poor Shibarium coughed once, choked on its own hype, and face-planted-right in front of the cameras broadcasting Shytoshi Kusama’s AI-rendered visage! The Polygon cavalry rode, rebooted, and rescued the whole circus. Since then, SHIB transfigured from meme mutt to “serious crypto,” now wearing a monocle and signing sponsorship papers with trembling paw. Imagine Che Guevara becoming a bank clerk, and you’ve nailed the metamorphosis. 🎩🐕🦺
Happy Birthday to Shibarium 🥰
Still strong, still moving forward. It may not always shine in the spotlight, but the heroes forged in fire are the strongest.
Thank you to all the projects that don’t give up and keep pushing no matter what. For me personally:
1.@woofswap -…– 𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐄 (@LucieSHIB) August 17, 2025
So here we stand-ankle-deep in confetti and hot takes-watching tokens vote, chains restart, and birthdays balloon. Somewhere in the distance, Gorky’s ghost lights a cheap cigarette and mutters, “Comrades, even the blockchain smells of borscht and broken dreams.” Yet we wag our tails anyway, because, well… moon tomorrow, comrade, moon tomorrow! 🌕🐕
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