Senate Stablecoin Drama: Democrats in a Crypto Conundrum! 😱💸

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Oh, the US Senate Democrats are really out here stirring the pot! 🍵 After a little back-and-forth, they decided to help push stablecoin legislation forward for a chat on the Senate floor. Because, you know, nothing says “let’s get serious” like a bunch of politicians playing musical chairs with crypto laws!

On May 19, 16 Democratic senators decided to break ranks and pass a motion to invoke cloture. Yes, you heard that right! They went from “no way” to “let’s debate this” faster than you can say “cryptocurrency.” Some of these same senators had previously hit the brakes on the bill, citing corruption concerns over President Trump’s crypto escapades. Talk about a plot twist! 🎢

Opponents of the bill were practically popping champagne when they thought the Democrats had come to their senses. But lo and behold, the senators did a complete 180! The lightly amended legislation didn’t even mention World Liberty Financial, the Trump family’s crypto playground. Surprise, surprise! 🎉

Now, some activists are calling for the heads of the Democrats who supported the bill in the upcoming primaries. Because nothing says “unity” like a good old-fashioned political bloodbath! 🩸

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Democratic Lawmakers: A Crypto Comedy of Errors

Enter moderate Democratic Senator Mark Warner, who announced he would support the bill, declaring it “not perfect, but far better than the status quo.” Wow, what a glowing endorsement! 🙄

Warner brushed aside corruption concerns like they were crumbs on his suit, saying, “Many senators, myself included, have very real concerns about the Trump family’s use of crypto technologies to evade oversight […] But we cannot allow that corruption to blind us to the broader reality: blockchain technology is here to stay.” Because who needs ethics when you have technology, right? 🤷‍♀️

Meanwhile, Senator Kirsten Gillibrand, one of the bill’s sponsors, also waved away Trump’s corruption like it was a pesky fly. “A lot of what President Trump is engaged in is already illegal,” she quipped, adding that she didn’t want his scandals to “distract us from the important goal of having a clear regulatory structure.” Because clarity is key, folks! 🔑

But not everyone was on board with this crypto carnival. Senator Elizabeth Warren, the top Democrat on the Senate Banking Committee and a fierce crypto critic, reportedly had a heated exchange with Gillibrand on the Senate floor. I mean, who doesn’t love a good Senate showdown? 💥

Warren passionately argued, “A bill that turbocharges the stablecoin market, while facilitating the President’s corruption and undermining national security, financial stability, and consumer protection is worse than no bill at all.” Ouch! That’s gotta sting! 😬

But wait, there’s more! Democrats opposing the bill aren’t throwing in the towel just yet. Senator Michael Bennet of Colorado, who voted against the GENIUS Act, immediately introduced another bill, cheekily named “the STABLE GENIUS Act.” Because why not combine names for maximum confusion? 🤔

This new bill would prevent the president, vice-president, and members of Congress from “issuing or endorsing digital assets” and require them to place any assets they hold in a blind trust while in office. Because who doesn’t love a little irony? 🙃

While this bill has about as much chance of passing as a snowball in hell, it does show that the Democrats are split on how to oppose the crypto craze.

Democratic Activists: The Real MVPs? 🤔

The progressive and activist wings of the Democratic party are not holding back their criticism of Congressional leadership for cozying up to Republicans on issues that should be non-negotiable. Because nothing says “teamwork” like a good ol’ public shaming! 📢

In March, activists were fuming when Senator Chuck Schumer, a Democrat from New York, voted with the Republicans on a government funding resolution. One progressive observer accused him of giving up leverage and weakening the Democratic position. Because who needs leverage when you can just roll over? 🐶

Then, in April, disagreements over how to tackle Trump’s mass deportations further deepened the rift. Now, crypto has become yet another wedge issue between the activist wing, which is crucial for voter activation, and the centrists in Congress. Because why not add more drama to the mix? 🎭

Ezra Levin, co-founder of the progressive activist organization Indivisible, took to BlueSky to voice his frustrations.

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Communications strategist Murshed Zaheed, who has worked for the offices of Senator Harry Reid and Representative Louise Slaughter, urged people to call their senators and oppose the bill. “Any Democrat who votes for this today — should never be taken seriously again if they send out emails, text and do videos […] talking a big game about Trump’s corruption,” he declared. Because accountability is key, right? 🔍

Chris Kluwe, a former football player turned activist, expressed his excitement about speaking at the CA state Dem convention on May 31st, joking that he’s sure the bill won’t come up at all in the four minutes he’s been allotted. Classic! 😂

On BlueSky, labor researcher and media law historian Peter Labuza posted “Primary List” in response to the 16 Democratic senators who supported the bill. Because nothing says “fun” like a list of names to remember for future reference! 📝

The subject of primary elections has also become contentious. On May 12, the Democratic National Convention (DNC) voted to void the results of an internal party vote nominating David Hogg as a vice chair. This decision stripped Hogg of his title and his ability to promote his controversial policy of sponsoring progressive challengers in Democratic primaries. Because who doesn’t love a little internal drama? 🎬

Hogg had planned to spend $20 million to support progressive and young candidates in Democratic Party primaries as part of the “Leaders We Deserve” campaign. But with the stablecoin bills moving ahead, the Democrats seem ill-equipped to mount an effective opposition. Internal struggles and interests within Congress have left lawmakers disunited, while activists are clamoring for fresh faces to represent them next term.

In this ongoing battle between the anti-crypto progressives and the pro-crypto pragmatists, it seems the latter is currently winning. But stay tuned, folks! This drama is far from over! 🍿

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2025-05-20 17:27