Saylor’s Green Dots Blossom 🌸 as Strategy’s USD Reserve Hits $2.19B 💰

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Michael Saylor, that most dashing of crypto barons, has once again proven that when it comes to financial theatrics, he’s the leading man. With a cryptic quip and a twinkle in his eye, he delivered a $748 million USD reserve boost, because nothing says “trust me” like a dash of mystery and a stock sale.

Over the weekend, our silver-tongued maestro graced X with his latest riddle: “Green Dots ₿eget Orange Dots.” By Monday, the curtain had lifted, revealing a grand unveiling-Strategy’s USD reserve now a gilded $2.19 billion, thanks to a Form 8-K that reads like a Shakespearean soliloquy. The funds? A sprightly $748 million from at-the-market sales of Class A stock. Balance-sheet flexibility? Of course. Bitcoin hoarding? Still very much the plot twist we adore.

While the cash pile swells like a well-poured martini, Strategy’s Bitcoin hoard remains a steadfast 671,268 BTC, as if the coins themselves are too posh to budge. Last week’s purchase of 10,645 BTC-a mere appetizer-reminds us that Saylor’s accumulation strategy is less “buy low, sell high” and more “buy low, hold forever, and never apologize.” The SEC might yawn, but we’re here for the drama. Liquidity first, conviction always-because nothing says “eternal faith” like parking $50.3 billion in Bitcoin purchases. 🎩✨

FAQ ❓

  • How much did Strategy add to its USD reserve?

    Strategy increased its USD reserve by $748 million, bringing the total to $2.19 billion.
  • How much bitcoin does Strategy currently hold?

    The company holds 671,268 bitcoin as of Dec. 21.
  • Did Strategy buy bitcoin this past week?

    No bitcoin purchases were made during the Dec. 15-21 reporting period.
  • Why did Strategy build a USD reserve?

    The reserve supports dividend payments and interest obligations on outstanding debt.

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2025-12-22 17:18