Ah, behold! A relic from the annals of yesteryear-a 16-year-old forum post by the enigmatic Satoshi, now brandished like a shield to defend Bitcoin’s lofty “digital gold” pretensions. How quaint!
Enter Alex Thorn, the sagacious head of firmwide research at Galaxy Digital, who hath taken it upon himself to rebuke the naysayers. These critics, poor souls, dare claim Bitcoin hath faltered as a hedge against the debasement of currency. Forsooth, what folly!
Thorn, with a flourish of his quill, declares that the true “digital gold” thesis is not bound by the whims of short-term price gyrations. Nay, it is rooted in the profound vision of Satoshi Nakamoto, penned in the year 2010, when Bitcoin was but a babe in the digital cradle.
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The “failed” trade
Since September 2025, Bitcoin hath danced to its own tune, decoupling from gold with a rebellious flair. Thorn, with a sigh, admits this divergence hath wounded the tender sentiments of the market. Alas, the fickle hearts of investors!
“Bitcoin’s failure to trade like gold as part of ‘the debasement trade’ since Sep. ‘25 damaged its narrative with new entrants,” Thorn lamented on the digital pulpit of X. Yet, he chides the market for mistaking “beta” for “fundamentals.” How blind they are to the true essence!
Satoshi’s thought experiment
Thorn directs our gaze to a seminal post by Satoshi Nakamoto on the Bitcointalk forum, dated Aug. 27, 2010. A treasure trove of wisdom, it delves into the intrinsic value of the then-nascent cryptocurrency.
Imagine, if you will, a base metal as scarce as gold, yet bereft of all its physical charms-dull grey in hue, a poor conductor of electricity, weak as a kitten, and utterly useless for practical or ornamental purposes. A true wallflower in the ball of elements!
Yet, Satoshi bestows upon this humble metal one “special, magical property”: the ability to traverse the vast expanse of communications channels. And lo, this property alone, he declares, could monetize the asset.
“If it somehow acquired any value at all for whatever reason, then anyone wanting to transfer wealth over a long distance could buy some, transmit it, and have the recipient sell it.”
The “magical” delta
According to Thorn, this thought experiment is the “digital gold” thesis in its purest, most unadulterated form. It paints a portrait of an asset that mirrors gold’s scarcity and durability but adds the “magical” utility of instant, global transferability. A true marvel of the digital age!
“The delta between bitcoin’s fundamental gold-like properties and the market pricing it in relation to gold, and the likelihood that bitcoin will eventually close the gap, is the ‘digital gold’ investment thesis,” Thorn expounds with a wink.
For those investors willing to look beyond the tempestuous volatility, this could be a golden opportunity, according to Thorn. “And if you believe that the market will eventually value bitcoin like gold, that’s your alpha,” he declares with a flourish.
So, dear reader, will you join the quest for this digital El Dorado, or shall you remain a skeptic, clinging to the olden ways? The choice, as they say, is yours. But remember, in the theater of finance, the greatest tragedies are often born of missed opportunities. Adieu!
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