Rich Dad’s Poor Advice: Bitcoin Will Survive (Maybe)

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Robert Kiyosaki, the man who wrote a book about money but clearly never checked his bank account, is back with his latest prophecy: a “giant crash” is coming. Good news! He’s already got a sale on panic.

But fear not, dear followers. This crash isn’t a disaster-it’s a Black Friday for Bitcoin. Just wait until the market’s so down it’s practically in the negatives, then Kiyosaki says, “Go on, buy it! It’s so 2008.”

Bitcoin, he insists, will rise like a phoenix from the ashes… assuming the ashes have Wi-Fi.

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“CASH is not TRASH in a CRASH”

On X, Kiyosaki gleefully cited Warren Buffett’s cash hoard as financial wisdom. Because nothing says “trust me” like quoting a man who’s literally never bought Bitcoin and probably still uses a rotary phone.

“Buffett’s just keeping his powder dry,” Kiyosaki explained. Translation: He’s sitting on cash so he can buy your assets when you’re too busy crying to notice they’re on clearance.

Kiyosaki himself recently converted his cash into alternative assets. Presumably, he traded his “rich dad” vibes for actual crypto. Or maybe he just bought a gold-plated toaster.

Gold, silver, and Bitcoin will “surge” post-crash, he declared. Because nothing says “recovery” like a currency that’s technically a JPEG.

In late February, Kiyosaki proudly revealed he bought a Bitcoin at $67k. A dip. Sure, Rob. That’s what we all call it when we lose half our life savings.

Recent controversy

Kiyosaki’s Bitcoin rants have been met with the kind of backlash usually reserved for people who wear Crocs to a funeral.

In early 2026, he claimed he stopped buying Bitcoin at $6k and gold at $300. Because, you know, memory is a fickle thing-or is he just gaslighting us about his entire 2025?

Twitter users were quick to point out that just months earlier, Kiyosaki was cheerfully buying Bitcoin at $90k+. Now he’s saying he quit at $6k? It’s like he’s playing crypto chess with a Ouija board.

But hey, at least he’s consistent. If nothing else, Kiyosaki’s career is a masterclass in how to sell hope, confusion, and NFTs.

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2026-03-15 13:14