The world as we know it is in flames – or at least that’s how Robert Kiyosaki, the self-proclaimed sage of financial wisdom, sees it. According to the author of the revered “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” the dollar’s days are numbered. But fear not, he has a solution – one that’s as shiny as it is elusive: Bitcoin, gold, and silver. Who knew the humble metals and a mysterious digital coin would be our saviors? 😱
In a post on X (formerly Twitter – let’s not ask why), the “guru” warned his 2.7 million followers to “please listen to gold, silver, and Bitcoin.” Yes, we’re all apparently just too busy sipping lattes and ignoring the cries of our financial doom. Thanks, Kiyosaki, for the wake-up call. ☕💰
He continues, with the zeal of a man who’s seen the apocalypse coming since the 80s, that the “giant crash” he’s been warning about for decades is finally here. Imagine that! A financial catastrophe that nobody saw coming. Well, except for him. 🙄
“The corrupt and crooked US dollar is being wiped out,” he announces. And if you’re sitting there in your comfy chair, glancing at your stock portfolio, ETF, or the latest investment fund, well – get ready to kiss those dreams goodbye. According to Kiyosaki, all your wealth is being stolen by a sinister global banking cartel led by The Fed. Wait, that sounds like the beginning of a bad thriller, doesn’t it? 🎬💀
“Aren’t you ‘FED UP’?” he quips. (Ah, the humor of a man who’s always right.)
“Please take care.” The author pleads. Don’t worry, Robert – I’m listening. I’m also considering investing in a tinfoil hat. 🛑
“It’s not too late,” he insists, sounding like a desperate insurance salesman. But here’s the twist: the “new rich and new leaders of the world” will be those who act now and stock up on real gold, silver, and Bitcoin. So, better get those wallets ready for a shiny upgrade. 😎💸
“What are you going to do?” Kiyosaki asks. Do we take action? Or do we go back to college and sink even deeper into student debt while still not understanding how money works? Ah, the beauty of modern education. 🎓💳
At the time of writing, Bitcoin is trading at a casual $84,393. Meanwhile, gold is on the verge of another all-time high, and silver? Well, it’s still sulking 35% below its 2011 glory days. Classic. 🙄
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2025-04-14 21:23