The QNT price, having languished in a three-month wedge like a debutante waiting for a suitor, has finally escaped its geometric prison. Cue the champagne 🍾 and frantic Telegram groups! Analysts, those ever-reliable soothsayers, now whisper of “$150 by Christmas!”-though one suspects they’ve mistaken technical analysis for wishful thinking.
QNT Price Breaks Out of a 3-Month Falling Wedge
The QNT/USD pair spent August to November trapped in a falling wedge, a chart pattern best described as “hope deferred.” But today, in a stunning act of defiance against entropy, it broke free! At $95.07, QNT now struts like a peacock 🦚, preening for its next target: the mythical $150, which, if hit, would validate every trader’s right to smugness.
Analysts predict a 60% surge, citing “projected wedge height” and other numerological sorcery. Skeptics note the last time QNT flirted with $150, disco was still cool. 🕺
Quant Flow Announcement Adds Real-World Momentum
In a shocking twist, Quant announced real-world utility-not a typo! UK accountants can now link Xero to Quant Flow for “automated finance workflows,” because nothing says ‘revolutionary’ like not needing to manually copy-paste spreadsheets. 🚀
The promotion? A Black Friday deal so niche it’s basically a haiku: “£1/month for 60 days, because enterprise SaaS should be as thrilling as tax evasion.” 😏
Attention UK @Xero users!
This #BlackFriday, we’re giving you a one-day-only offer you won’t want to miss.
Still processing #payments by hand, moving #taxfunds manually, or juggling multiple bank accounts? There’s a smarter way.
Quant Flow connects directly with #Xero to…
– Quant (@quantnetwork) November 28, 2025
Enterprise adoption! Tokenized finance pilots! Cue the standing ovation. 🎭
Supply Crunch + Derivatives Strength Boost QNT Price Outlook
Exchange supply dropped 15% since June, with $53 million shuffled into cold storage-a veritable treasure chest guarded by dragons. 🐉 Meanwhile, futures open interest hit $20 million, proving traders love leverage more than cats love cardboard boxes. 📈
Overledger adoption? “Tokenized finance pilots”! Because nothing says “2026 is ours” like jargon so dense it could choke a bureaucrat. 🗣️
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2025-11-29 16:43