Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive! In the grand theatre of Argentina, where the lines between politics and spectacle blur, President Javier Milei has once again taken center stage. With a flourish of his pen, he has decreed the dissolution of the very unit tasked with investigating the Libra crypto scandal—a scandal that, not so coincidentally, he himself had a hand in promoting. 🎉
According to the ever-reliable CNN Chile, the Argentine president, in a move that could only be described as a masterstroke of political theater, issued a decree dissolving the Investigation Task Unit (UTI). This unit, which came into existence in February, was charged with unraveling the tangled threads of the Libra crypto scandal—a scandal that left many investors poorer by millions while a select few, it is whispered, pocketed over $4 billion. 🤑
The decree, published in the Official Gazette of the Nation, reads with all the solemnity of a final curtain call: “The Government considers that the information collected was forwarded to the Public Prosecutor’s Office and that the Unit has fulfilled the task assigned by Decree No. 114/25.” But, dear reader, one cannot help but wonder if this is the end of the story or merely the beginning of a new act. 🤔
Javier Milei, ever the showman, had played an active role in the Solana meme coin’s meteoric rise, promoting it with the zeal of a carnival barker. Now, with the task force disbanded, one can only speculate on the motives behind this dramatic move. Is it a bold stroke of genius, or a desperate attempt to divert attention? Only time will tell, and in the meantime, the audience holds its breath. 🎬
For more on this unfolding drama, read on at Coingape.com.
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2025-05-20 18:46