Prenetics Dumps Bitcoin for Beckham’s Snacks 🍬💥

Breaking news: Prenetics has decided that Bitcoin is for losers, and David Beckham’s vitamin brand is the real MVP. Who knew?

Key Highlights: 🤯 Prenetics is now all about David Beckham’s IM8. 💸 They’re keeping their 510 Bitcoin (worth a nice little earner: $44.8 million). 🧠 The market’s gone sideways, so they’re pivoting to “health” instead of “hustle.”

According to the report, Prenetics had a moment of “digital-asset glory” but now it’s all about Beckham’s supplements. Because nothing says “trust us” like a football star’s protein powder. 🎯

Pivot to IM8 brand

The company’s CEO, Danny Yeung, said they’re “making careful decisions” based on… well, probably not a spreadsheet. 📊 They’re keeping their Bitcoin stash like a hoarder with a 401(k). 💸

Shift from initial blockchain optimism

Just six months ago, Prenetics was all “Bitcoin! Blockchain! Future!” Now it’s “David Beckham’s gym selfies and questionable health claims.” 📱

October market crash impact

Bitcoin’s bear market hit harder than a bad haircut. Prenetics is now playing it safe, like a toddler with a security blanket. 🧸

Consolidation and industry de-risking

Turns out, “de-risking” means investing in a celebrity’s snack line. 🥗 Prenetics is now the ultimate “I’m not a crypto guy, but…” crowd. 🤝

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2025-12-30 23:43