In a twist of fate that even the most seasoned fortune teller would find hard to predict, the ever-skeptical Peter Schiff has proclaimed himself the unwitting architect of Bitcoin‘s burgeoning fanbase. “Oh, you know,” he mused with a smirk, “I’m probably responsible for more people owning Bitcoin than anyone else. Who knew my warnings would be so… enticing?”
At the illustrious Bitcoin 2025 conference, where the air was thick with the scent of optimism and a hint of desperation, Schiff quipped, “Every time I tell you not to buy Bitcoin, you buy more!” It’s as if he’s become the reluctant pied piper of cryptocurrency, leading the masses into the digital rabbit hole with a wink and a nudge. 🐇💰
Yet, in a delightful display of cognitive dissonance, Schiff remains a staunch critic of the very currency that seems to thrive on his skepticism. “No wealth has been created here, folks!” he declared, waving his arms as if trying to shoo away the very idea. “What we have witnessed is merely a grand transfer of wealth from the early birds to the latecomers. It’s like a game of musical chairs, but with more digital confetti!” 🎉
Having embarked on his anti-Bitcoin crusade back in 2011, Schiff likens the cryptocurrency community to “a giant cult.” One can only imagine the initiation rituals—perhaps a secret handshake involving a blockchain and a prayer to the almighty Satoshi? 🙏
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2025-05-29 10:38