Pepe (PEPE) Jumps 35%: Is This Crypto’s New ‘It’ Frog?

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If you’ve ever wondered what a frog wearing a top hat and monocle does when it becomes a crypto star, the answer is: it leaps 35% in a day and forces everyone to ask, “Is this a bull run or a prank?” The meme coin sector, that glorious petri dish of chaos and TikTok dances, has once again crowned a new king-PEPE, the amphibian with a portfolio. And no, we’re not talking about a children’s book.

Analysts, those modern-day prophets in hoodies, are now whispering that this might be the start of something “big.” Like, “Oh, maybe PEPE won’t crash next Tuesday? Maybe it’ll just… yawn and sip chamomile tea?” I’m skeptical, but hey, I once trusted a Doge meme. Regret it like a bad tattoo.

What’s Next?

PEPE is currently trading at $0.000005647, which sounds about as meaningful as my New Year’s resolution to “invest more wisely.” For context, that’s its highest since mid-November-proof that even frogs forget their own hype. But don’t worry! X user James Wynn, who apparently lives in a spreadsheet cave, insists PEPE is the next big thing. His logic? If SHIB hit $41 billion last cycle, PEPE can “do much higher.” Because nothing says “serious investment” like comparing to a dog coin’s midlife crisis.

“If SHIB can do $41bn, PEPE can do much higher,” Wynn declared, because why not throw a zero on the end and call it destiny? “All social media MASSIVELY favor PEPE.” Spoiler: Social media also favors dancing raccoons and deepfake videos. Doesn’t mean you’d trust them with your 401(k).

Curb.sol, another oracle of crypto wisdom, offered a more modest prediction: $10 billion. A reasonable ask, really. Unless you’ve seen the RSI. At 83, it’s like saying your dating profile is “fine”-but you’re still holding out for Mr. Right. Or, you know, a correction.

Correction on the Horizon?

Let’s not forget: meme coins are the emotional support animals of crypto. They soar on hype, crash on a tweet, and leave you wondering why you thought a cartoon frog was a sound investment. The RSI is screaming “overbought!” like a toddler in a candy store. And yet, here we are-Crypto Tony waiting for a pullback, because nothing says “cautious optimism” like buying the dip in a coin named after a meme from 2013.

So, is this the start of a bull run? Or just another frog in the well? Only time will tell. But if history’s any guide, PEPE will either become a billionaire’s nickname or the subject of a very awkward TED Talk. 🐸💸

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2026-01-02 20:20