Yet, as the dust settled, our enraptured audience discovered that this modest greeting did not descend from the lips of Sam Bankman-Fried himself, but rather from a loyal friend wielding the quill in his stead. True, this revelation only added more fuel to the ever-roaring fires of curiosity among the crypto aficionados.
Before the sun sets on September 25, 2025, behold! The brave BNB holders, those who dare to keep their coins in the digital vault, will get a taste of early XPL rewards. Imagine waking up one morning and finding a mysterious gift in your wallet-yeah, that’s the promise here, but let’s not get too excited, or we might fall into the trap of optimism.
With this infusion, Zerohash’s coffers now boast a princely sum of $275 million, ready to fuel their ambitions like an old-time trolley car charged by a furious thunderstorm. They propose to speed ahead with product expansion, hiring spree, and their noble quest as on-chain infrastructure providers for the elusive beasts known as crypto, stablecoins, and tokenized assets. Since its inception in 2017, the company has offered rigorously compliant APIs and a dev-kit as charming and embeddable as a purring cat, enchanting over five million users scattered across 190 countries, and delighting customers such as Interactive Brokers, Stripe, Franklin Templeton, and DraftKings-because who doesn’t want a bit of crypto sprinkled on their fantasy sports? 🪄
Agriforce Growing Systems (Nasdaq: AGRI) announced it will rebrand as Avax One. This marks the launch of the first publicly traded company dedicated to AVAX. The company outlined plans to raise $550 million to build a long-term AVAX treasury strategy.
He was on CNBC’s Closing Bell Overtime (because where else do you get the crypto gospel?) saying these companies and ETFs are basically snatching up all the Bitcoin like it’s the last bag of pretzels at a party. Apparently, they’re buying more than what the miners are digging up. That’s some serious FOMO going on.
Filed in the U.S. Bankruptcy Court for the District of Delaware, the complaint alleges that Sam Bankman-Fried directed Alameda Research, FTX’s sister trading firm, to funnel customer funds into GDA at inflated prices. 💸
Under the stars of good ol’ market mood until the final bell tolls this month, indeed!
Indeed! BTC dominance is strutting around like a Cossack after a feast, as traders abandon altcoins faster than you can say “liquidations” and stablecoin shakeups.
This tech wizard, Hailey, on her social media soap opera, spots a pattern-call it the Supertrend indicator-that’s been the crypto oracle for Dogecoin’s mood swings. When DOGE crossed above this red line in the past, it was like flipping a switch-boom, wild gains. First, it shot up 84% in November ’23, then nearly doubled to 194% early 2024, and later, in a glorious November ’24 event, it soared 446%. That’s like going from a modest house party to a full-blown music festival.
Filed in the US Bankruptcy Court-you know, that solemn place where dreams go to die-this suit lays its heavy finger on Genesis Digital Assets and its merry band of co-founders. The claim? Alameda threw more than a billion dollars from 2021 to 2022 like confetti into the Bitcoin mining bonfire that Genesis called home.
