Кто сказал, что деньги не пахнут? А мой дед говаривал, что они пахнут копотью и жадностью. Вот и Sequans, хватаясь за каждый луч надежды на новый высший пик, прибавил 13 BTC к своей империи. Заплачено по $117 тысяч за штуку – сумма, за которой простому трудяге остаётся только украдкой плакать в подушку. 😭
A slight dip from the first quarter’s 93%, you say? Ah, the equities and other trading segments stir, like minor characters vying for attention in a grand drama. But let us not be fooled-crypto remains the star, albeit with a touch of the ridiculous.
Qubic, that cheeky little project led by Sergey Ivancheglo, claims to have seized more than 51% of the network’s hashrate. In the world of proof-of-work blockchains (the same method Bitcoin uses, mind you), such control can allow a villain to rewrite transaction history, block transactions, or even pull off double-spend shenanigans. Oh, the drama! 🎭
According to whispers fluttering out to CryptoPotato-probably by a very caffeinated intern-Transak, the brains behind fiat-to-crypto wizardry, has draped itself in the financial equivalent of a three-piece suit stitched from dollar signs. The investors? Tether, the stablecoin kingpin who dreams of being the digital fountain of youth, and IDG Capital, the venture capitalist equivalent of a sneaky fox selling dream carpets.
O reader, summon your thickest cynicism! For every megabyte of this unstaking whispers to the traders hunched over charts as if they were forbidden manuscripts: “Perhaps the creditors, those unfortunates who once queued in vain outside the FTX morgue of dreams, will at last receive stale crumbs from the oligarch’s feast!” And yet-oh, delectable doubt-notice how Solana itself hesitates below 200 dollars, as though the very price fears that any sudden lunge may trigger another lecture on lecterns of bankruptcy judicial process.
My dear, the world of Bitcoin is no longer a genteel affair. According to the ever-so-charming Alena Vranova, founder of SatoshiLabs, wrench attacks are the latest trend in criminal chic. At the Baltic Honeybadger conference, she revealed that at least one Bitcoiner is kidnapped or assaulted every week. How dreadfully inconvenient! 🕵️♂️
Now, here’s the kicker: Incentiv isn’t just another blockchain that rewards you for having deep pockets. No, no, no! They’ve got a contribution-scored Proof of Work (PoW) model that actually values your effort. Imagine that! Over 1.2 million wallets have already been created on the testnet, and it’s all thanks to this permissionless network where the more you contribute, the more you benefit. It’s like a potluck dinner where everyone brings something delicious to the table. 🍽️
Maxi Doge, the self-proclaimed “gigaChad” of the crypto realm, is racing toward the $1M mark with the fervor of a man who has just discovered caffeine and testosterone. It is, as they say, the final form of Doge-a creature so absurdly ripped that it could only exist in the fever dreams of alpha traders chasing 100x returns. What a spectacle! 🏋️♂️
Despite the valiant efforts of investors, who seem to be throwing good money after bad, the market conditions remain as unyielding as a stubborn mule. This ongoing descent has left many pondering the future of Pi Coin’s price, much like one ponders the meaning of life while waiting for a bus that never arrives.
On-chain data? Oh, it’s glowing brighter than my bald spot under fluorescent lights. Exchange reserves are at record lows, meaning people are either stashing ETH for the long haul or shoving it into staking contracts faster than I stuff bagels into my face on Sunday mornings. Less supply + steady demand = prices going up. Basic economics, folks. 📈