Ethena Tribe: The Grand Ball of the Bear Market 🎩🐻

Ethena Cryptocurrency Chart

One might be led to believe, by whispers in the crypto corners, that Ethena’s charm has washed away by 100% from a lofty September peak. Alas, on Friday afternoon during the Asian musings, it found itself adrift at $0.31, shedding its market distinction from a splendid $3.7 billion to a meek $2.3 billion. 😢

Cathie Wood’s BTC Target: $1.2M by 2030? Stablecoins Stealing the Show! 💸🚀

In a chat with CNBC (because where else would she spill the tea?), Wood admitted, “Stablecoins are like that friend who shows up and takes over the karaoke mic when you thought it was your moment.” 🎤 Apparently, they’re scaling faster than a hot gossip in a small town, and now they’re stealing Bitcoin’s thunder in emerging markets. Payments? Savings? Cross-border transactions? Stablecoins are like, “Move over, Bitcoin, I got this.” 🌍

Samourai Wallet Co-Founder Sentenced to Five Years in Prison, Must Forfeit $237 Million

The Samourai Wallet, designed to give users a little “privacy” boost by splitting Bitcoin transactions into smaller, harder-to-trace bits, was adored by privacy fans. But guess who hated it? Regulators! They said it was a prime tool for laundering dirty money. Imagine that! Allegedly, the service shifted hundreds of millions of dollars in the dark, bypassing all those pesky government rules. Naughty, naughty. 😜

Chainlink’s Social Buzz Booms – But the Price Chart Tells a Harrowing Tale!

Well now, the indicators are a curious case of mixed signals. Exchange reserves are guttering like a guttering candle, while the spot taker CVD has flipped from bearish to neutral-though it seems more like a temporary truce than a royal pardon. Still, neither has managed to halt LINK’s current slump, much to the delight of bears everywhere. 🪶✨