On the fateful day of April 16, 2025, the Sui Foundation triumphantly declared that ATHEX had completed the technical design for a shiny new digital fundraising platform. Because, you know, who needs traditional methods when you can have a blockchain party?
They claim to be building a “memory layer.” A memory layer, comrades!
As if the blockchain, that bastion of immutable truth, somehow suffers from selective amnesia.
This memory layer, they say, will grant instant, permissionless access to historical data.
A noble goal, if one trusts that “permissionless” truly means permissionless, and not merely “permissioned by those who control the code.” 🤔
The Exponential Moving Averages, those twin guardians of market destiny, whisper of a looming ‘death cross’—a name so frightful one might imagine it borrowed from a Gothic novel—foreshadowing potentially grievous losses. Permit me to elucidate the tale these graphs do tell about the near future of our dear PI.
Decentralized Finance (DeFi) platforms are currently not as advanced as their centralized exchange (CEX) counterparts, mostly because they lack user-friendly functions. To bridge this gap, venture capital firm Andreessen Horowitz spearheaded a $4 million investment round for Glider, a platform that offers self-custody for crypto trading within the DeFi ecosystem.
That said, Powell gave a stiff nod to the fact that these cryptic assets are no longer just gatherings of fly-by-nighters. Especially stablecoins, which have caught on like a new dance craze at the Drones Club, attracting widespread consumer curiosity (and presumably a bit of bewilderment).
Dans un dépôt daté du 16 avril, le tribunal a approuvé une motion conjointe de la SEC et de Ripple pour mettre l’appel en suspens — une pause de 60 jours, mes amis ! Comme un bon vieux jeu de société, où l’on attend le prochain tour. La SEC, quant à elle, doit rendre un rapport d’état d’ici le 15 juin. Que de suspense ! 🕵️♂️
This strategic dalliance, akin to a well-rehearsed pas de deux, will see the companies artfully leveraging P2P.org’s exquisite staking infrastructure alongside Copper’s impeccable custody and prime services. Institutions shall now have the grand opportunity to dip their toes into the vast ocean of staking possibilities that span across multiple blockchains. How thrilling! 🎉
This here price dance puts SOL in a mighty precarious position, testin’ the 20-day Exponential Moving Average (EMA) at $123.90 as a crutch to lean on. If it can stay upright above this EMA, it might just have a chance to keep on truckin’.
Joining him in this rather illustrious endeavor is none other than Nobel Prize-winning physicist Konstantin Novoselov. Yes, you heard that right! It’s a delightful pairing of brawn and brains, aimed at making blockchain as popular as a good martini on a Friday night. 🍸
According to the sacred scrolls of the SEC filing, ProShares is set to unveil three new funds: the ProShares UltraShort XRP ETF, the ProShares Ultra XRP ETF, and the ProShares Short XRP ETF. Quite the mouthful, isn’t it? But fear not, dear reader, for these funds won’t be hoarding XRP like a squirrel with acorns. Instead, they’ll be using futures contracts and swap agreements to chase after the digital currency’s price movements like a dog chasing its tail.