The aim, they say, is to explore how blockchain might quicken the pace of international payments and simplify the programming of such systems. According to a report by BigWhale, these banks will also dabble in the use of stablecoins to support tokenized transactions. Ah, stablecoins-the financial world’s attempt at stability in a sea of volatility. How quaint! 🐳
Akio posted a fancy graphic on X (formerly Twitter) claiming Pantera, Nvidia, and a bunch of other companies (including a mysterious “Net Ease Global”) invested. It’s like a circus act-except the only thing being juggled is credibility. 🪀
If the demand can keep its head above $1.11, and if the funding doesn’t pull a Houdini on us, there’s a good chance we might just see XPL break free from the $1.44 shackles! 🔓
Bitcoin sellers are doing a dramatic kick at the $109,000 line as the week clocks out on Wall Street, like bad dancers at a closing night party.
Analysts, those modern-day oracles, prophesy a descent to $107K if the U.S. labor market dons its “resilient” cape. A thrilling cliffhanger, indeed!
The Seychelles-based Peken Global Limited, operating as KuCoin, apparently forgot to register as a foreign money services business in Canada. Oops, right? 😅
The noble Ethereum, once a paragon of valor, now stumbles beneath the fateful $4,100 threshold, its bullish momentum vanquished by a 20% tempest. At this very moment, it wallows near $3,900, a 12% weekly humiliation etched into its ledger.
However, behind the confetti, market indicators are winking at us, whispering secrets we might not want to hear. 🤫
The tale began at the ungodly hour of 7:45 a.m. on September 19. Victim 1, innocently taking out the garbage, was suddenly greeted by the Garcia brothers, who brandished weapons as if announcing a grand performance. Zip ties were distributed generously, hands were bound, and the victims were ushered into the home as if they were actors in a grotesque play. 🎭
Imagine this: you’re a crypto startup, fresh off a $10M raise, and suddenly some guy named “Kim from Queens” applies to be your head of DevOps. Spoiler alert: Kim’s probably not from Queens. He’s probably from Pyongyang, and his idea of “team building” involves draining your treasury. 🍸
