Currency Forecast

According to Hougan, the market is “unlocking” faster than a crowded parking garage—more wealth platforms are opening, and the SEC, that beleaguered behemoth of regulatory uncertainty, is finally softening its stance. He explained that ETF approvals are like the sun rising after a long night of existential dread: “The approval of ETFs provided a lot of regulatory clarity… and now that the SEC is hopefully allowing more ETFs, it’s opening up significantly.” Yep, just like that. Who knew bureaucracy could be so optimistic?

Investor sentiment, my dear friends, is divided. The bond market, with its cryptic warnings, and the global trade tensions continue to pester risk assets. Yet, in the murky depths of this uncertainty, the HODLers stand firm! According to CryptoQuant’s wisdom, the amount of Bitcoin held in silence—without so much as a whisper of movement—is at a two-year peak. Indeed, long-term holders, ever the picture of composure, prefer to hoard their precious coins rather than succumb to the temptation of selling. Such prudence! Such fortitude!

Phil and Dom Kwok, the dynamic brother duo behind this madness, spilled the beans to CoinDesk. They’re clearly thrilled with the results, which, naturally, included “really cool projects.” Over 1,000 developers brought their best code—via GitHub, naturally—because if you didn’t have a good GitHub profile, you didn’t even get a seat at the table. “It’s all about proven track records,” said Dom. Because why trust an app that doesn’t have a resume, right?

So here’s the deal: Bitcoin’s short-term future is going to hinge on the U.S. jobs report on Friday. If the jobs data looks like a sad clown at a party (read: slowdown), Bitcoin might just do that thing where it skyrockets. Oh, and let’s not forget those ETF inflows, like the little cherry on top of an already confusing financial sundae.

Yet, as with all things in life, this upward ascent is fragile. The seasoned long-term holders—those who have watched wealth ebb and flow like the tide—are seizing this moment as a golden opportunity to sell, perhaps with a smirk, profiting as the market teeters ever so precariously.

Well, well, well, Bitcoin (BTC) has had a minor tumble, dropping by a mere 0.43% in the last 24 hours. We’re sure it will bounce back, just like that friend who promises not to cry over the smallest things. 🙄

USD1 has arrived — and, in the spirit of undisguised excitement, we offer a promotional gimmick-a-palooza:

• 15% APR, because everyone loves a good percentage
• 30 days, the blink of an eye in economic terms
• $1 million cap—so don’t get too greedy, or the universe will punish you

They say Trump-inspired T-shirts are coming—probably the only thing more volatile than the coin itself. Mark your calendars: Vault opens June 9, at 1 PM UTC. Stay alert, or miss out on your slice of the pie.

According to the wild scroll of paper called the S-1, this shiny new ETF will actually hold real Bitcoin — not just pretend Bitcoin, as some clever folks might hope. Crypto.com, that mysterious digital vault, will guard the Bitcoin like a dragon guarding its treasure (or so we hope). The ETF is sponsored by Yorkville America Digital, because what could possibly go wrong? Shares are expected to dance onto the NYSE Arca stage once everyone from the SEC finishes their afternoon nap and gives the thumbs up.

On the hourly chart, SOL seems to be auditioning for the role of bearish superstar. Should it break its local support, brace yourself—$145 might become the next stop on its sad, lonely journey. Oh, what joy!

Но внутри его торчит укол: он вклёвывает в комментарий, что, мол, золотые тресты торгуют криптой, и это — признак вершины биткоина, дескать! Как только услышишь: «Компания, держущая золото, приискивает крипту», — сразу аж в глазах темнеет. Он, смех да и только, заявляет: “Это — знак, что, мол, пора подавать на прощание”. И всё это он говорит, будто сам у дороги — биткоин болтается около сотни с лишним тысяч, а остальной свет — всё кипит, а он молчит.