The Billion-Dollar Crypto Fiasco: A Tale of Deception and Lavish Seminars 🎩💰

On the fateful day of August 11th, the police, with a dramatic flair one might associate with a Victorian detective, announced the arrest of the chief architect and his accomplices. These individuals, through their websites FMCPAY.com and AFF2024.com, had orchestrated an intricate multilevel marketing (MLM) operation, masquerading as a crypto investment platform. They seduced thousands of unsuspecting victims, both within Vietnam and beyond its borders, with promises of monthly returns ranging from 5% to 9%, along with the tantalizing prospect of additional commissions for recruiting others. 🕵️‍♂️💰

17% ADA Surge: Is Cardano the New King of Crypto?

Cardano’s price is now flirting with the $1.0 resistance level, a flirtation that could lead to a serious relationship-a 100% rally, according to market analysts. This latest price surge follows a strong week of ADA whale accumulation, a sure sign that the big boys are betting on a bright future. 🐳

Coinbase’s XRP: Vanishing Faster Than My Patience at the DMV 🚀💸

Currently, 10 wallets are still hoarding about 26.8 million XRP each, while another 42 wallets are holding a modest 16.8 million XRP. In one of the latest shenanigans, 16.69 million XRP (worth a cool $54.83 million-enough to buy a small island or a really nice sandwich) was shuffled from Coinbase Cold Wallet 155 to Coinbase Cold Wallet 10. Internal transfer, they say. Sure, Jan. 🤷♂️

ADA’s Hilarious Hike to $1.50 – Thanks, Grayscale! 🚀😂

Let’s rewind. ADA’s been stuck in this double bottom pattern, bouncing off the $0.51 level like a trampolinist who’s had one too many espressos. In July, it tried a breakout but fizzled out like a deflated balloon. Now, though, it’s back with a vengeance-breaking above $0.86 with a candlestick so big, it makes your average birthday cake look anemic. 🐱

HYPE Soars: The Wild Ride of a Token on the Brink of Glory! 🚀💰

Hyperliquid (HYPE) is trading at $47, creeping ever so closely to its peak of $50. After a 20% nosedive earlier this month, the token has clawed its way back from the $34-$35 range, now poised above the $44.70 support level. Market sage McKenna opines that the surge is “led by spot buying” with the AF (Activity Factor) ratio above 5%, signaling that sellers have run out of steam. He also forecasts “more than $5 million per day in buybacks” to soak up the supply above $50 in the coming weeks.