X Bit the Big Crypto Scammers – Elon’s Brash New Lockdown!
According to Nikita Bier, the Head of Product with an uncanny knack for turning bland corporate speeches into sensational epiphanies, X will now “auto‑lock” any unsuspecting account that dares to post about cryptocurrency for the very first time. The twist? The account must then pass a high‑school‑style identity test that would make even the most hardened con artist blink an eye.

