Galaxy Digital Ditches Bitcoin for AI-And Pretends It’s Not a Big Deal
Our dear Mike Novogratz’s enterprise has, with the finesse of a debutante, received a hefty investment from what some suspect to be one of the globe’s most resplendent asset managers. The lavish fund will breathe new life into their formerly overworked Bitcoin digs, emulating a phoenix-if phoenixes enjoyed blockchain and quantum computing instead of ash and feathers. According to insiders (who’ve probably attended one too many investor soirées), the money will be gently poured into the transformation of their Texas treasure into a shimmering AI data center.


