Miners Dump $7B of Bitcoin Like It’s Hot Garbage! 🚨💸

According to the soothsayers at CryptoQuant – those modern-day oracles who stare into block explorers instead of crystal balls – November has been less about holding and more about hauling. 🚛💨 The “Miner to Exchange Flow” – a phrase almost as thrilling as tax audit – has spiked like a Victorian heart rate during a scandalous waltz.

Bull Market 2025: 12 Crypto Gems to Buy Before They Explode! 💸

Behold, Blazpay’s Phase 3 presale is now open, offering tokens at a price lower than a squirrel’s snack. Early investors can join this AI-powered, multi-chain adventure with gamified rewards. Compared to giants like Bitcoin and Ethereum, Blazpay is a tiny dragon with a big fire-breathing potential. 🐉🔥

Bitcoin Plummets Below $98K: Long-Term Holders’ Panic Selling Triggers Chaos

The world of Bitcoin is in shambles. The once-immovable $100,000 mark is now a distant memory as Bitcoin struggles like a failing circus act. Wednesday’s brief plunge to $100,700 was only the beginning. By the time this article reaches your eager eyes, Bitcoin is teetering at $97,813 – a hefty 4.2% drop in just one week. 🤦‍♂️

Shiba Inu’s $2 Trillion Power Move: Telecom, NFTs, and Crypto Rewards!

On the 11th of November-because why not give us all a little shock to remember-the news hit: Shiba Inu has entered into a strategic alliance with Unity Nodes, a decentralized telecommunications network. And what a defining moment this is! Gone are the days when SHIB was just a fluffy joke of the crypto world. Now, it’s a technology-integrated digital asset with a practical use case-whatever that means in this wild world of ours.

Bitcoin Gets Serious: The Institutions Have Arrived, and They’re Not Leaving

In case you missed it, Bitcoin’s narrative has gone through what can only be described as a ‘fundamental transaction’. According to a rather cryptic post from the Arch Network (because, of course, they’re cryptic), the institutional players are no longer ’emerging’. No, they’ve practically taken over. With the Spot Bitcoin ETF now hoarding over 1 million BTC – about 5% of the total supply – it’s clear that Bitcoin isn’t just for hobbyists anymore. Daily inflows in mid-2025 are averaging between $300 million and $500 million. That’s right, BILLIONS are flowing in, and we’re not talking about your grandma’s retirement savings here. We’re talking about $60 billion in cumulative assets. 🚀

Why Are Banks Trying to Rob You of Free Money? 🤔💸

Turns out, this feud revolves around the GENIUS Act, a law that says stablecoin issuers can’t hand out interest. But here’s the twist: it doesn’t say anything about crypto exchanges doing it. It’s like writing a rulebook that bans pineapple on pizza but forgets to mention anchovies. 🍕❓

Seismic Raises $10M: Blockchain Privacy, Finally! 🤯

Announced Nov. 12 by founder Lyron Co Ting Keh (a name that sounds like it belongs in a spy movie), this funding round-joined by Polychain, dao5, Amber Group, TrueBridge Capital, and LayerZero Labs-brings Seismic’s total to $17 million. For context, that’s about what you’d pay for a private jet if you asked Elon. ✈️