So, picture this: Michael Lewellen, a crypto developer with a heart of gold (and a head full of smart contracts), wanted to launch Pharos, a tool to help charities accept crypto donations. Cute, right? But the court was like, “Nah, we’re good,” dismissing his lawsuit faster than you can say “blockchain.”
According to the Rycroft Review, which sounds like the sort of chap who’d know his way around a stiff upper lip, these digital doodads are to be shown the door. Not only that, but they’re also clamping down on overseas electors, capping their donations at a mere £100,000 per annum. Loans and whatnot are included in this tally, so no sneaky side-stepping, eh? One can almost hear the collective tut-tutting from the corridors of power.
Our protagonist, the-well-intrepid on‑chain sleuth known simply as ZachXBT, swaggered into the scene with the confidence of someone who has chased a million dollars in a dystopia made of glass. He announced that the clasped hands of the legal system had relinquished a single chance, unlocking the funds of the address “0x61f…e543.” The unsuspecting company, Goated.com, now found itself blinking at 130,966 USDC, roughly equivalent to the rent of a small village for a year.
In his latest video escapade, Cowen boldly defies the widely held belief that Bitcoin’s current price action is reminiscent of its grand recovery in March. Instead, he suggests we’re in for a rather grim tableau akin to the dismal days of 2022. How terribly droll!
On the 26th of March, 2026, Startale Group trumpeted with great fanfare (and probably a few confetti cannons) the second close of their Series A round. SBI Group, those clever old beans, tossed in $50 million, bringing the total to a mouth-watering $63 million. This follows a dainty $13 million nibble from Sony Innovation Fund back in January 2026, all to beef up their onchain infrastructure for finance and entertainment. Jolly good show!
Ethereum briefly danced above $2,300, only to trip and fall flat on its face. A liquidity sweep? More like a slapstick comedy where stops were triggered, and the price did a backward somersault. Weak buying strength? You could say that again!
Ripple’s Chief Technology Officer, David Schwartz, clarified that sudden increases in transaction fees are expected when network activity exceeds its current capacity.
This discovery request, cloaked in the mantle of 28 U.S.C. § 1782, doth aim to bolster foreign proceedings against the Tether-appointed directors of 2040 Energy, a joint mining venture betwixt Swan and Tether. Among these directors, we find the illustrious Tether Chairman Giancarlo Devasini and Bitfinex CEO JL van der Velde, figures of no small repute.
The Spanish Civil Guard, donned in their finest uniforms and armed with a flair for dramatic flair, nabbed this slippery character under a European Arrest Warrant. They embarked on a grand-scale operation worthy of a Hollywood blockbuster because, apparently, this chap had a penchant for trouble and a few unsavory friends from the world of organized crime.
Taylor started Los Feliz Engineering, which was then bought by Aave Labs in 2023. Aave Labs is the team that created Aave, a popular lending platform in the world of Decentralized Finance (DeFi).