Crypto ATMs: Freedom or Folly? 🚨

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The price of XRP has suffered a modest yet lamentable decline of 1.35% since yesterday, leaving enthusiasts and speculators alike in a state of mild despair.
– Brian Armstrong (@brian_armstrong) December 13, 2025

To truly grasp what this means, let’s think about those wallets active in sending SHIB out rather than just hoarding the digital gold. When there’s such a spike, it often hints at one of three things occurring: the thrill of profiting, some redistribution shuffle, or some hoarders moving it around internally before jumping ship. Think of it like a party where nobody knows the host is about to leave.
Bitcoin, that digital gold we all love to chase, just dipped below the oh-so-important $90,000 mark – like a clumsy clown slipping on a banana peel, down more than 1% in the last 24 hours. Oops! 🙃

Glassnode’s been busy grilling the numbers: $350B in crypto despair, with Bitcoin taking a $85B punch. volatile? Obscene! Yet Digital Asset Treasuries are winking at the selloff like it’s a clearance sale. ETFs? They’re tagging along, thinking, “Case of the whale-sized 666 Squad.”
It appears that the lords and ladies of the US Securities and Exchange Commission-those guardian angels of the marketplace-have taken it upon themselves to release a missive on the myriad intricacies of crypto wallets and the perils of custody. Their aim? To light a torch for investors, lest they wander, bewildered, into the murky woods of digital assets. The SEC has softly whispered into the ether: “Consider thine choices, for they shall determine the fate of thine assets.”

Crypto Patel, the soothsayer of the digital realm, declared that Bitcoin has done a fancy little dance called “confirmed the top” – basically, it’s saying “I’ve reached my peak, folks!” Now it’s sashaying into a macro retracement, which is just a fancy way of saying it’s zigzagging down like a fat slug after a rainstorm. The Head and Shoulders pattern, a lovely technical fancy-dress, has strutted its stuff, making everyone believe the party might be over. The projection suggests a big ol’ slide, like dropping from a second-story window, all the way down to the 35K mark-pretty healthily bearish, if you ask me. Better start practicing your hibernation dance! 💤

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