With the solemnity of a priest delivering a sermon, the firm has begun dispatching email notices to the afflicted, warning them that hackers, those modern-day marauders, have breached the enigmatic third-party payment processor, Global-e. 🛡️
According to CoinGecko (yes, the gecko is still relevant), Bitcoin’s had a 7% weekly glow-up, while Ethereum and Solana are like, “Hold my beer,” with a 9% flex. But XRP? Oh, XRP’s the life of the party, strutting in with a 15% uptrend. You go, Glenn Coco. 🚀💃
So, it appears that digital asset holders are under siege once again. Yes, folks, the internet is buzzing about a major MetaMask 2FA security verification phishing scam that’s hit harder than a hangover after a night of too many mojitos. 😩
Now, let’s talk numbers! Japan’s public debt is hanging around 250% of GDP, which sounds like a math problem no one wants to solve. This has led to a long, slow decline in the yen’s purchasing power. For regular folks? Not so great. For those holding onto Bitcoin? Well, they might just be throwing a party! 🎊
This week’s net inflow of $43.16 million? A tempest in a teacup, really. Franklin’s XRPZ hoisted $21.76 million like a Victorian gentleman lifting his top hat, while Bitwise’s XRP followed suit with $17.27 million, as if they’d both read the same Dickens novel and decided to outdo each other. Cumulative totals? XRPZ: $252.31 million. Bitwise: $264.99 million. Let’s just say the race is on, and the finish line is wherever the next bear market begins. 🏃♂️💨
A programmer, with the diligence of a scribe, turned a modest investment into a veritable treasure. 🤖💸
Behold, a campaign so diabolical in its artistry- Layered lies woven like a Russian nets of deceit- Yet we scoundrels (and I say this as a self-proclaimed villain) must marvel, for even as 2025’s phishing coffers shrunk to a paltry $84 million (a 83% decree of dwindling despair), the schemers themselves are ever-evolving, applicating the 21st-century’s most sublime of frauds.
The asset’s 1-hour chart, a canvas of chaos, now bears a bearish divergence on the RSI, that fickle jester, waggling its tail in a manner that suggests the bulls are running on empty. 📉
At the stroke of this quill, the coin doth gleam with an 18% gain, a spectacle that may tantalize investors anew. Yet, one must inquire with a raised brow: can this fervor endure, or is it but a fleeting fancy? Pray, let us consult the charts, for AMBCrypto doth wield its technical lens with great pomp and circumstance. 🔍📈
