Lo, the partnership, a veritable marriage of silicon and crypto, shall embed a Sei wallet into Xiaomi’s devices, a feat as audacious as it is absurd. One might wonder: will the masses embrace this new gospel of decentralization, or shall they scoff, as they once did at the mere notion of a smartphone? 🤔
Ah, Meteora, that shining star in the Solana firmament, has embarked on a strategic buyback program, a move as calculated as a chess game between two old friends. Announced on December 10, the team has already lavished $10.6 million in USDC to repurchase MET, a sum that, while impressive, represents a mere 2.3% of the token’s total supply. One cannot help but wonder if this is a grand gesture or a mere whisper in the wind. 🌬️
Right now, SOL is flirting around $137.59, up 3.44% in 24 hours-basically the financial equivalent of gaining three pounds from one slice of cake. It briefly dipped to $132 before bouncing back, which only goes to show that the $120-$130 support area is like that stubborn friend who refuses to leave the party early.
Today’s decision was non-unanimous, reinforcing the uncertainty that has dominated investor sentiment over the past week. They couldn’t even agree on pizza toppings, let alone rate cuts! 🍕🤷♀️
While Hong Kong and Singapore played the ‘financial cool kids’ for ages, Seoul’s been secretly building a crypto powerhouse – they’re practically the Silicon Valley of Onchain. And the exchange Upbit? Think of it as the Beyoncé of crypto volume.
This move marks Tether’s latest leap from stablecoins into the wild west of AI. With $5.7 billion in profits during 2025’s first half and 500 million USDT users, the company is splurging on AI like it’s confetti at a crypto carnival. 🎉
“Hold your horses, MSCI!” Strategy cried, quill in hand (or was it a keyboard? 🖋️⌨️). “We’re not just a bunch of crypto cowboys! We’re operating companies, darlings, with Bitcoin-backed credit instruments and all sorts of financial wizardry!” 🧙♂️✨
SpaceX, Elon Musk’s celestial puppetry, executed a ballet of 1,021 BTC (approx. $94.48 million) on December 10, per Lookonchain. The funds waltzed toward what might be a Coinbase Prime vault, their destination as mysterious as a Tolstoyan plot twist. This isn’t mere finance-it’s a symphony of speculation.
Moen’s crying foul over two big things:
Bitcoin (BTC), that shimmering beacon of fiscal stability (or not), inched up by a modest 1.57% over the past 24 hours-just enough to make traders feel like they’ve got a tiny advantage before the chaos resumes.
