WLFI is trying to recover from that ugly flash crash on October 10. It’s like trying to get your favorite jeans back on after you ate an entire pizza. The price bottomed out at $11.87, but then it pulled itself together and climbed to a “higher low” at $13.30. It even briefly hit $13.37, which honestly felt a little too much like déjà vu-slightly weakening the overall vibe. Still, the long-term outlook isn’t
XRP, the darling of the crypto cotillion, slipped 0.4% in the past 24 hours, now twirling at $2.63. She’s up 9.4% this week but down the same amount over the month-such drama! 😱 At this rate, she’s 27% below her July heyday of $3.65. Oh, the scandal! 💔
On a Tuesday that could have been spent contemplating the absurdity of existence, our visionary Matt Hougan foretold that the BSOL beast might devour the portfolios of the fat cats in suits, ascending to the Olympus of crypto idols. Ah, the irony – as if beans and Solana could coexist in harmony!
In a world where the chains of censorship tighten like a noose around the necks of the free-spirited, HRF proclaims its latest act of defiance. The grants, a lifeline to the oppressed, flow like a river of hope to projects across Asia, Africa, and Latin America. Among the chosen few are Nymius, Daniela Brozzoni, Build on Bitcoin Buidlers Residency, and others-each a beacon in the darkness, each a thorn in the side of tyranny. 🌍✨
The same report-sandwiched between napkin notes and discarded receipts-suggests that blockchain infrastructure is just about ready for prime time. How marvelous! This improvement has attracted millions of new cryptocurrency users, pushing the total old and young-sorry unrecognized adults-to somewhere between 40 and 70 million.
The CME-listed futures for both XRP and Solana hit record levels of open interest on Monday, a sign that the world simply cannot get enough of these “regulated” crypto products.
With the dexterity of a 1920s gentleman-hack chronicling the escapades of languid aristocrats in posh hellholes, a multi-agency investigation (led by Grant County Sheriff’s Office physicians of justice) unearthed a clandestine shipment of 1,000 Bitcoin mining rigs (valued at roughly enough to buy a castle in Estonia). The arcane heist, it appears, involved swapping schnitzel with turkeys. How vulgar.
They say they will launch this marvel in the first half of 2026, as if predicting the future is a simple matter, much like forecasting the weather in a storm of cryptocurrencies. The stablecoin will be issued by Anchorage Digital Bank, which sounds like a bank for digital creatures-probably some sort of binary beast. It’s federally regulated, because of course it is, the government loves a little digital thrill now and then. The plan? Users will be able to access USDPT via partner exchanges-because nothing says trust like a bit of corporate dance amid the blockchain chaos. 🔗
According to Coinspeaker (yes, the same folks who told you Bitcoin was going to the moon 🚀), the nearcore v2.9.0 release dropped on October 21, suggesting this calorie-cutting plan. Validators who are here for it can upgrade to Protocol Version 81, while the rebels 🦹♂️ can stay cozy in Version 80. Stake delegators? Oh, you’ve got the power to redelegate and sway this vote like a reality TV finale. 📺
