Jim Hiltner, that bon vivant of business, chirped to CryptoMoon yesterday, “The regulatory ability to directly issue registered shares isn’t new, but doing so onchain – well, that’s a game-changer! It’s the sort of innovation that makes you want to don your tuxedo and sip champagne. Cheers to operational and economic freedom!” 🥂
The crypto market is in a buoyant mood ahead of Wednesday’s Federal Reserve interest-rate decision. Let’s just say, if the Fed were a person, they’d be the one who says, “I’m going to cut rates!” and then immediately forget about it. 🧠
So, can these brave souls recover their losses? Spoiler alert: It’s not looking great. Let’s break down why.
Forsooth, the insatiable hunger of the retail masses, ever eager to chase the mirage of gain, hath historically heralded the approach of a local peak-or, more likely, a precipice. The very same greed that elevates the price oftentimes doth sow the seeds of its own undoing, as the market, a fickle mistress, revealeth her true nature when the crowd’s clamor grows too loud.
– Santiment (@santimentfeed) December 9, 2025
On December 10th, our troubled protagonist stood at $138, a 5% uptick, a fleeting smile in the face of overwhelming gloom. The past week has been a tedious dance between $128 and $145, a pathetic waltz of indecision. Still, a burdening 17% decline threatens its monthly existence.
According to the game’s website (yes, it exists), it’s being developed by Freedom 45 Games, and it’s tied to the Trump Coin. 🪙 Naturally, you can fund your account with cash, crypto, or TRUMP Coin-because why not? Oh, and you can trade NFT statues and pins. Because nothing says “billionaire” like digital trinkets. 🏆
According to a report from the Financial Times (FT) on Tuesday, Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent has presented a list of four names to the White House. One of these is former Fed governor Kevin Warsh, whom Bessent is scheduled to meet with on Wednesday. Another is National Economic Council director Kevin Hassett, who is seen as the frontrunner for the role. 🦊
Having narrowly avoided a scandalous fall beneath $91,000, Bitcoin-ever the dramatic protagonist-launched another spirited advance toward $92,500 and even dared $94,000, as if seeking approval from high society. Alas, the bears, those dour and joyless relations, intervened near $94,583, compelling a polite but firm retreat-halfway down the Fib retracement level from the recent upswing (from $89,545 to $94,583), like a proper withdrawal after an overeager declaration of interest.
