Bitcoin Dips Below $100K, XRP ETF Launches, U.S. Government Reopens: It’s a Crypto Circus!

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Let us indulge in a brief recap of last week, where BTC, on the verge of breaching the ominous $100,000 threshold, managed to hold its ground-just barely. By the weekend, it recovered a bit, reaching a promising $102,000, then surged to $104,000 by Sunday afternoon, with the added bonus of a Monday morning bump to $107,000. Why? Because President Trump, in a fit of generosity, promised $2,000 in tariff checks for the non-wealthy folks, and-surprise, surprise-hinted at the end of the longest government shutdown in history.

EU’s Big Crypto Shake-Up: Say Goodbye to Local Control!

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Yes, you heard that right. If this goes through, it will replace the current system where each member state, like a good little individual, has been handling supervision on their own. But not for long, folks! ESMA’s about to take the wheel of this wild crypto rollercoaster.

Cathie Wood Scoops Up $46M of Circle Stock as Shares Plummet Below $90

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In the last two trading days, ARK purchased a hefty 542,269 shares of Circle (CRCL). The $46 million splurge was spread across two purchases: $30.4 million on Wednesday and another $15.5 million on Thursday. The timing? Oh, only when the price of CRCL shares plummeted to a jaw-dropping $86 and $82.30. 🎯 Talk about catching a falling knife, darling.

Crypto Crisis: Liquidations Hit FTX Levels! 🚨

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More than 246,000 traders were forced out, triggering fresh comparisons with the darkest period of the 2022 FTX collapse. One might wonder if the market is merely reenacting a tragic play, or if it’s finally learning its lesson. 🎭