Kelly Armstrong, the Governor of the Bank of North Dakota, had this to say: “As one of the first states to issue our own stablecoin backed by real money, North Dakota is taking a cutting-edge approach to creating a secure and efficient financial ecosystem for our citizens.” Yeah, sure, cutting-edge… but let’s not forget the good ol’ days of cattle trading. One step at a time, Kelly, one step at a time.
Gone are the days of crypto onboarding feeling like a root canal. Now you can fund your account faster than you can say “blockchain.” 🤑 And their tweet? Chef’s kiss. *“No fees, no hassle.”* Yeah, we see you, PistachioFi, trying to be the cool kid in the crypto playground. 🤓
In this grand ballet of blockchain, the CoinDesk 20 pirouettes to a modest 4230.81, a rise of 0.4% (+15.88) since the hour of 4 p.m. ET on Tuesday. A triumph, you say? Nay, merely a flicker in the vast cosmos of cryptocurrency. 🌌
With liquidity drying up faster than a British summer, the next few days could either be a snooze-fest of consolidation or the prelude to a fireworks display that’ll make the Fourth of July look like a damp squib. 🎆
Old $DOGE is at it again, bouncing off the $0.24 support like a rubber chicken at a county fair. After breaking out of a descending trendline (fancy talk for “it went up a smidge”), folks thought it’d soar to the moon. But alas, Bitcoin’s still in the “what’s next?” phase, so $DOGE only made it to $0.27 before tumbling back down. Now, it’s trying to bounce again-because, you know, gravity’s just a suggestion. 🚀
The price has faced downward pressure once again, even as volume roars-up more than 60% in the past 24 hours. This tumble-aheads-with-boosted-belly is a sign of a redistribution, a reshuffling of chairs as selling pressure tightens its grip while more folks clamber aboard. It often happens when the quick folks or early holders drop their coats and head for the shore, leaving a stir around the key support rails. 🚣♂️💨
Hardik, ever the curious soul, dipped his toe into the crypto river with a modest ₹10,000. Lo, within days, ₹12,500 bloomed in his account, a mirage that blinded him to the abyss. Emboldened, he poured ₹31.5 lakh into the fraudsters’ coffers across thirteen transactions, each a step deeper into the quagmire. Between July 20 and 31, 2025, his savings vanished like dew under the scorching sun. 🔥
Analysts at Milk Road are like, “Hey, this correlation is so spooky, it’s like Ethereum is haunted by a Russell 2000 ghost! 👻”
According to the modern-day oracle, Xaif Crypto, the sacred scroll shared on X bears the marks of Ripple’s Chief Legal Oracle, Stuart Alderoty, and his compatriot, Timothy Keaney, dated June 30, 2025. This parchment, a testament to their compliance with the arcane edicts of U.S. federal banking regulations, is but a step toward the altar of financial legitimacy. The document, with its solemn declarations, asserts that every jot and tittle of their filing was scrutinized, complete, and accurate-a bureaucratic ballet performed under the watchful eye of the OCC. 📜✍️
Drawing from the dusty scrolls of history, Brandt quips that should this support fail-oh, the tragedy!-XRP might swoon to $2.22, like a lovesick valet betrayed. And lo, the weekly charts display a bearish divergence on the RSI, as if the indicator itself is winking sarcastically at our doomed hopes. 😏
