In an exercise in sheer optimism, CryptoBilbuwoo0, the soothsayer of crypto, claims that XRP’s journey to the moon is “just around the corner.” Apparently, we’ve all forgotten the glory days when XRP once touched $3.3—nearly touching the 2018 highs (how nostalgic!). The price targets range from a modest $4.29 to the much grander $26.6-$28.8, but wait—here come the truly audacious ones: $589 and $1458.3! 🌚
Thanks to this move, their treasure chest now holds a grand total of 1,437 BTC—valued around $150 million. Aiming to crown itself as the heavyweight champ of crypto-hoarders, one might say they’re playing Monopoly with real billions. 🎲💰
On June 2, the brave heroes of the California State Assembly whipped out their digital pens and approved Assembly Bill 1180 (AB 1180) with a perfect 68-0 score—because who needs dissent when you’re about to make history? Now, it’s zooming off to the State Senate, probably hoping they won’t ask it to take a COVID test. 🦠
This article is borrowed from Theminermag, a little lighthouse in the foggy sea of crypto mining news, bringing you the latest—because who doesn’t love more ways to burn electricity?
It’s really happening. Trump’s company is launching a Bitcoin ETF — James Seyffart (@JSeyff) June 3, 2025
48 hours ago, I was on stage with Garlinghouse in Vegas, trying to decode the cryptic world of crypto. Spoiler alert: he’s not interested in a $5 billion snack, despite reports to the contrary. Here’s what I found out:
Analyst Willy Woo took to X (formerly Twitter—because who doesn’t love a good social media throwback?) on June 3 to reveal that “big whales” with over 10,000 Bitcoin have been offloading since 2017. Yep, these investment supermodels have been selling while “institutions and sovereigns are racing to buy billions in BTC.” Clearly, that’s the kind of patience most of us only dream of—like waiting for the perfect avocado ripeness.
After failing to conquer the mighty $0.2450, Dogecoin took a tumble, leaving Bitcoin and Ethereum to laugh from the sidelines. It slipped below $0.220, then $0.20, as if decided to join the “lower is better” club. The bears, ever so enthusiastic, pushed it to a nadir of $0.1855, now huddled in the shadows, still consolidating its sorrow. It had a tiny rally—perhaps a desperate attempt to feel relevant—bouncing modestly from the Fibonacci retracement of its downward spiral.
Cantonese Cat, the mystical money-mapper, points to a turquoise demand zone from $0.1850 to $0.1950. That’s right, folks, the range that’s been like a yo-yo, used for cushioning or capping pretty much since February. Our hero’s calling it the “trident bottom”—no, not a fish, but the kind of thing you’d see in a pirate movie, indicating whether Dogecoin gets eaten or sails off to the moon.
The DFSA’s “recognised-token” list, which originally boasted Bitcoin, Ethereum, and Litecoin (because why not throw in the classics), was expanded two years ago to include Toncoin and XRP—clearly a cautious lot. Now, RLUSD joins this small but illustrious club, emphasizing Dubai’s rigorous standards for “trust,” a term often traded more enthusiastically than oil in these parts. The process involves meticulous checks on reserve composition, governance, and consumer-protection measures—presumably to ensure no one ends up with a digital version of a used car salesman’s flashiest spiel.
